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[Opinions] Craziest celebrity baby names?
Why do they DO it!?Damon Albarn (Blur): Missy
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): Jacob Danger
Sebastian Bach (Skid Row): London Sidhartha
Erykah Badu: Seven and Puma
Big Boi (musician): Bamboo and Cross (yes, he should be…)
Bono: Elijah Miles Patricius Guggi Q
Toni Braxton: Denim Kole och Diezel Ky
Katie Brown (designer): Prentice
Laetitia Casta (fashion model): Sahteene
Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette: Coco Riley
Jonathan Davis (Korn): Pirate Howsmon
Kimberly Elise (actress): AjaBlew
Omar Epps och Keisha Spivey (actor/ singer): K’mari Mae
The Edge (U2): Blue Angel
George Foreman (boxer): George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Georgetta, Freeda George, Michi, Natalie and Leola
James Hetfield (Metallica): Cali Tee
Michael Jackson: Prince Michael Jr., Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael Joseph Jr. II
Penn Jillette: Moxie CrimeFighter
Curt Kirkwood (Meat Puppets): Catherine Louisa Saint Elmo Amelia Violet Elizabeth Presley and Elmo Isaac Dylanger Dean Samuel Sinbad Soul
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor
Lil’Mo (R&B): Heaven and God’iss Love
Mel B: Phoenix Chi
Shannyn Sossamon: Audio Science
Sylvester Stallone: Sage Moon Blood
Jayson Williams (former basket champion): Tryumph and Whizdom
Vanilla Ice: Dusty Rain
Bob Geldof: Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie

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Oh, I forgot....Fashion designer Philippe Starck has three kids called Ara (girl), Oa (boy) and...K...Yes. K. That's the name. It's a boy. I guess it's pr. in French, "kah".*Pitiful creature of darkness!/ What kind of live have you known?/ God give me courage to show you/ you are not alone...*
~ Phantom of the Opera
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I like that Curt Kirkwood used so many names for each of his children, why not? If you like seven names why do you have to pick just two? Why not honor those relatives and have some fun!
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Hmm..out of all that, I like...Elijah
Riley (but on a boy only)
Cali (but spelled Kali or Callie)
Katherine
Violet
Phoenix
Sage
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Rain.-Seda*
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To add to the list:Simon & Yasmin LeBon have 3 daughters, Amber Rose (normal enough), Saffron Sahara & Tallulah Pine.
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Bono's kidsAlso, Bono's children with wife Allison are a mix of normal and odd:
Jordan (girl - mn?)
Memphis Eve
Elijah Patricius Q. Guggi
John Abraham
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Missy -its more of a nickname. i dislike it as a fn
Jacob Danger- its alright. atleast Danger is his middle name..
London Sidhartha- ugly.
Seven and Puma- odd names. i wouldnt use them
Bamboo and Cross- horrible. poor kids.
Elijah Miles Patricius Guggi Q- Elijah is alright. the rest is nms.
Denim Kole och Diezel Ky- denim?! horrible.
Prentice- how is this pronounced? i dislike it anyways.
Sahteene- pronounced? the way i say it, it doesnt sound tooo bad..but i wouldnt use it.
Coco Riley- i used to think that Coco was a really stupid name..because it sounded weird plus its my BROTHERS nickname. Now its grown on me..i like it.
Pirate Howsmon- i love pirates but i hate this name!
AjaBlew- horrible.
K’mari Mae- nms
Blue Angel- i dislike it..but a lot of celebrities seem to like "Blue" or other varients of that as a name.
George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Georgetta, Freeda George, Michi, Natalie and Leola- why name almost all of your kids george?! thats just stupid and confusing.
Cali Tee- i like Cali.
Prince Michael Jr., Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael Joseph Jr. II- once again..whats with all the michaels?!
Moxie CrimeFighter- poor child.
Catherine Louisa Saint Elmo Amelia Violet Elizabeth Presley and Elmo Isaac Dylanger Dean Samuel Sinbad Soul- is that 2 kids? first off- i really dislike super long names. its too complicated for the child. Im also not a huge fan of some of the names he chose.

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You can't forget Apple Blythe (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's baby)
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I know I'm crazy, but I think Apple is kinda cute...*blush**Pitiful creature of darkness!/ What kind of live have you known?/ God give me courage to show you/ you are not alone...*
~ Phantom of the Opera
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Some of these make me laugh, some of these make me want to cry, one of these makes me really mad.Damon Albarn (Blur): Missy It's not that bad. It could be worse.
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): Jacob Danger I actually like the combo. I'm not a huge Jacob fan, but I really like Danger. It sounds good together.
Sebastian Bach (Skid Row): London Sidhartha Love it. But is it a girl or a boy...?
Erykah Badu: Seven and Puma I like Seven. I also like Six. But Puma is nms.
Big Boi (musician): Bamboo and Cross (yes, he should be…) Terrible! Oh, god, I'd be so mad if I were his kids.
Bono: Elijah Miles Patricius Guggi Q take off the Patricius Guggi Q part and it would fine. "Guggi"...what is this world coming to?
Toni Braxton: Denim Kole och Diezel Ky Could be worse, I guess. Ky is alright.
Katie Brown (designer): Prentice Um. What?
Laetitia Casta (fashion model): Sahteene No. Just...no.
Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette: Coco Riley THIS IS THE ONE THAT MAKES ME MAD! WHY OH WHY! The poor kid...
Jonathan Davis (Korn): Pirate Howsmon This is the one that makes me laugh. Another poor kid.
Kimberly Elise (actress): AjaBlew Bless you.
Omar Epps och Keisha Spivey (actor/ singer): K’mari Mae K'mari isn't bad, but I don't like the combo.

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Some of those are pretty bad. And I've heard that Jonathons son has a different first name but they just want to keep it a secret. Pirate is merely a nickname he said in an interview.!!!!!!!!!! Marissa Caleb Ellison Marina Delilah Phoenix Keira Beckett Slade Finn
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Hiya,Missy- not so bad. You never know, it could be a namesake (Missy is often used as a nn for Melissa) or even just her nn.
Jacob Danger- Jacob is fine. Danger is weird, but still, not the worst.
London Sidhartha- There's nothing wrong with London, imo, Sidartha is a little weird but it could be a namesake.
Seven and Puma- I heard she named Seven ... Seven because it was the only number that can't be evenly divided and she wanted that "strength" to be in her son, so I imagine something similiar went through her mind with Puma.
Bamboo and Cross- you may rest your case on this one. I've actually heard of Cross before (on a girl), and as a nn it would be okay. I'm not sure for *what* yet, but it wouldn't be too bad.
Elijah Miles Patricius Guggi Q- Elijah, fine. Miles, nms but fine. Patricius ... nmsAA but it's tolerable. Guggi Q is just wrong.
Denim Kole & Diezel Ky- I went to school with a Denim, a Style, a Price. I'm not kidding. Some people are product savvy. Kole & Ky are alright, imo.
Prentice- strange.
Sahteene- If i could pronounce this, I'd be able to say something about it.
Coco Riley- I actually like Coco (sorry!). Riley is a fine name, imho ... I don't think they sound horrible together either.
Pirate Howsmon- Pirate's half-brother's name is Nathan, but no one pointed that out. Anyways, honestly, I'd love a name like Pirate. I'd probably use it as a nn or mn, if I would use it at all.
AjaBlew- I see nothing wrong with Aja, although it's a little weird. Blew is ... enough said.
K’mari Mae- what's a K'mari? Mae is nice.

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