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[Facts] With all due respect to my Chinese friends
[English phrase] -- [Chinese Interpretation]Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia NaoStupid Man -- Dum GaiSmall Horse -- Tai Ni Po NiDid you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?I bumped into a coffee table. -- Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift. -- Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here. -- Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting?That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet. -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah KingDo you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?You are not very bright. -- Yu So DumI got this for free. -- Ai No PeiI am not guilty. -- Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled for next week. -- Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived. -- Hia Dei KumStay out of sight. -- Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile. -- Wa Shing KaYour body odor is offensive. -- Yu stin ki pu
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Yu fuh nee gai! :)Here's a name that appears on the sign of an actual barbershop on Mott Street in New York's Chinatown, which totally took my visiting friends by surprise the first time they laid eyes on it: "Mei Dick".-- Nanaea
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Wouldnt trust it to someone with scissors!
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RMAO!-- Nanaea
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