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Help[Opinions] today's show is brought to you by the word Contrived
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Jaxsen: Also spelled c-o-n-t-r-i-v-e-d
Lewis-Lee: Lewis isn't bad, and you don't see it much anymore in the US, but Lewis-Lee seems kind of redneck, like he might have a brother called Bubba-Ray.
Dana: I do know two male Danas, but I still consider it a woman's name.
Catcher: Obscene pitcher-catcher jokes are inevitable.
Timothee: What a mean thing to do to a nice, respectable, manly name like Timothy!
Krystapher: And what a nasty, tacky, contrived thing to do to Christopher.
Abbas: One Abba was one Abba too many. *begins humming "Dancing Queen"*
Terry: Another name you don't see much used anymore. Male and female, Terry/Terri/Teri/etc seems to be between 35 and 55.
Duffy: Why do I associate this name with dogs?
Lycan: The Wolf-Man! Oh, no! The Lycan Thrope!
Francis: You DEFINITELY don't see this much. The last time I knew it to be ona living person, it was a name tattooed on some fat gal's arm at Wal-Mart.
Raimee: Contrived again. Douigh, Raimee, Faso, Lateedo.
Levi: Hope she doesn't try modelling for Calvin Klein.
Vincenza: This is neat.
Binny: baby-talk.
Pixie: That will look really good on an adult, even an adult model.
Heaven: I can tell what kind of modelling she'll be doing when she reaches her majority.
Sassy: And this one too.
Zhaavier: Contrived.
Gretely: Gretel's cute, why add that silly y?
BB: and her brother Bullet.
Alexyss: Joins Sassy and Heaven in a skanky spectacular.
Marie-Claire: Not shy about hiding her ambitions, is she? And what if Marie-Claire never hires her? What if she's stuck in Seventeen?
Babytee: So she's named after the things she models, huh? That is definitely not going to age well, even if she stays a model.
Kelove: The Kellogg's cereal with aphrodisiac properties.
Milani: I have old friends that I talk with by snail and e-mail from Mililani Hawaii, so this name reminds me of that place. Nice.
Vesta: I picture a scary old woman working as a housekeeper in a grim, decaying mansion.
Noie: ANd Yessie?
Tailer: Only slightly better off than Catcher.
Chanel: contrived again.
Sinclair: I have a relative who is a huge collector of Sinclair gas station memorabilia. This name always reminds me of gasoline.
Syvannah: I mourn for the abuse the lovely Savannah endured.
Avonlea: Contrived.
Mary-Charles: There was some gender confusion going on.
Shadow: That's my stepfather's black cat's name. Also, is she a shadow of a girl, sad and dark?
Dawn-Jennifer: I love Dawn, and Jennifer is all right, but Jennifer-Dawn flows so much better.
Bentley Jade: The green car manufactured for the Asian market.
Cassiopea: They thought they were showing off how smart they were by namign her after a constellation, but they blew it by leaving out that one i.
Concepcion Joe: Uh, yeah, we cal tell conception was involved.
Crimson: Because Scarlett, was, like, soooo trendy.
Cyncere Ri'Landstuhl F Galiola: WTF?! What were these people trying to do.
Cyndr Violet: Burned flowers.
De'Sire: the spelling makes clear it is supposed to be pronounced Desire and not Desiree. Trashy.
Forever: Hope she marries Mr. Young.
Heavenlea Faith: Is it possible to get diabetes from these sickly-sweet sugarcoated tooth-rotting names?
Heiress: Who are they kidding?! She's probably heiress to a single-wide trailer, a plasma TV, three pit bulls with bad breath and a hot plate.
Ibis: Not exactly the most beautiful or graceful bird you could name after.
Lovensky: some Polish last name? Or Lovin' Sky?
Mayday Christine: Uh oh, Christine's in distress!
Melroes: About on the same level as Heiress, why isn't she a model?
Moralie Benedick: Bent-dick jokes? Morally bankrupt is these parents' problem.
Nirvana: Still crying over Kurt Cocaine?
Priseis: What, precisely, is this supposed to be?
Queenie: Moooo!
Raven Crystal: "Hi, Mommy's a goth! She wears all black, my nursery is all black and she lets me play with her runestones sometimes!"
Trinytee: I want to put her ina boxing ring with Babytee and see who if any survives.
Whisper Faith: The noisiest kid in school
Wrigley: A squirming brat stuck all over with gum.
A'killies: His parents seem to have the same trouble as little Cassiopea's.
Esquire: Future babby-daddy for Heiress.
Honor Theo: Why, what did Theo do that's so great?
Lake Alan: Is that a compsite he was conceived at?
Rocklin Jett: This new experimental aircraft.
Thailand Tyrone: Obnoxious racial joke is being suppressed with great difficulty.
Zion Christian: Talk about an oxymoron.
Aamarie Salece Dreame: I can't even start.
Destiny Concepcion: Yep, she's destined to get pregnant very early on.
Promise Starr: Don't get your hopes up.
Rainii Brook: Fascinated with i's and water much?
Rivvr Lilii: Let me guess, Rivvr and Rainii are related.
Skya Rainbow: Come on.
Summer Rose: BTN Fragrance Collection.
Tuesday Blu: Well, how could you expect parents like this to know what day it is?
A'legend Armoni Tre'Sean: No, a bland, boring no-account who couldn't afford even an Armani-factory reject.
Allias: But what's his REAL name?
Evry Hunter...: ...Must wear an orange vest or hat and have his permits in order and on his person.
Mox Andrew: No, wait! Evry Hunter mocks Andrew because he forgot his permits in his car and wouldn't wear orange because he thought it made him look fat.
Sircordon Garcia: At least they didn't use Blu as a mn.
1. Bevin: very trendy sounding, and will likely be mistaken for Devon.
2. No comment.
3. something Japanese.
4. can't help you.
Lewis-Lee: Lewis isn't bad, and you don't see it much anymore in the US, but Lewis-Lee seems kind of redneck, like he might have a brother called Bubba-Ray.
Dana: I do know two male Danas, but I still consider it a woman's name.
Catcher: Obscene pitcher-catcher jokes are inevitable.
Timothee: What a mean thing to do to a nice, respectable, manly name like Timothy!
Krystapher: And what a nasty, tacky, contrived thing to do to Christopher.
Abbas: One Abba was one Abba too many. *begins humming "Dancing Queen"*
Terry: Another name you don't see much used anymore. Male and female, Terry/Terri/Teri/etc seems to be between 35 and 55.
Duffy: Why do I associate this name with dogs?
Lycan: The Wolf-Man! Oh, no! The Lycan Thrope!
Francis: You DEFINITELY don't see this much. The last time I knew it to be ona living person, it was a name tattooed on some fat gal's arm at Wal-Mart.
Raimee: Contrived again. Douigh, Raimee, Faso, Lateedo.
Levi: Hope she doesn't try modelling for Calvin Klein.
Vincenza: This is neat.
Binny: baby-talk.
Pixie: That will look really good on an adult, even an adult model.
Heaven: I can tell what kind of modelling she'll be doing when she reaches her majority.
Sassy: And this one too.
Zhaavier: Contrived.
Gretely: Gretel's cute, why add that silly y?
BB: and her brother Bullet.
Alexyss: Joins Sassy and Heaven in a skanky spectacular.
Marie-Claire: Not shy about hiding her ambitions, is she? And what if Marie-Claire never hires her? What if she's stuck in Seventeen?
Babytee: So she's named after the things she models, huh? That is definitely not going to age well, even if she stays a model.
Kelove: The Kellogg's cereal with aphrodisiac properties.
Milani: I have old friends that I talk with by snail and e-mail from Mililani Hawaii, so this name reminds me of that place. Nice.
Vesta: I picture a scary old woman working as a housekeeper in a grim, decaying mansion.
Noie: ANd Yessie?
Tailer: Only slightly better off than Catcher.
Chanel: contrived again.
Sinclair: I have a relative who is a huge collector of Sinclair gas station memorabilia. This name always reminds me of gasoline.
Syvannah: I mourn for the abuse the lovely Savannah endured.
Avonlea: Contrived.
Mary-Charles: There was some gender confusion going on.
Shadow: That's my stepfather's black cat's name. Also, is she a shadow of a girl, sad and dark?
Dawn-Jennifer: I love Dawn, and Jennifer is all right, but Jennifer-Dawn flows so much better.
Bentley Jade: The green car manufactured for the Asian market.
Cassiopea: They thought they were showing off how smart they were by namign her after a constellation, but they blew it by leaving out that one i.
Concepcion Joe: Uh, yeah, we cal tell conception was involved.
Crimson: Because Scarlett, was, like, soooo trendy.
Cyncere Ri'Landstuhl F Galiola: WTF?! What were these people trying to do.
Cyndr Violet: Burned flowers.
De'Sire: the spelling makes clear it is supposed to be pronounced Desire and not Desiree. Trashy.
Forever: Hope she marries Mr. Young.
Heavenlea Faith: Is it possible to get diabetes from these sickly-sweet sugarcoated tooth-rotting names?
Heiress: Who are they kidding?! She's probably heiress to a single-wide trailer, a plasma TV, three pit bulls with bad breath and a hot plate.
Ibis: Not exactly the most beautiful or graceful bird you could name after.
Lovensky: some Polish last name? Or Lovin' Sky?
Mayday Christine: Uh oh, Christine's in distress!
Melroes: About on the same level as Heiress, why isn't she a model?
Moralie Benedick: Bent-dick jokes? Morally bankrupt is these parents' problem.
Nirvana: Still crying over Kurt Cocaine?
Priseis: What, precisely, is this supposed to be?
Queenie: Moooo!
Raven Crystal: "Hi, Mommy's a goth! She wears all black, my nursery is all black and she lets me play with her runestones sometimes!"
Trinytee: I want to put her ina boxing ring with Babytee and see who if any survives.
Whisper Faith: The noisiest kid in school
Wrigley: A squirming brat stuck all over with gum.
A'killies: His parents seem to have the same trouble as little Cassiopea's.
Esquire: Future babby-daddy for Heiress.
Honor Theo: Why, what did Theo do that's so great?
Lake Alan: Is that a compsite he was conceived at?
Rocklin Jett: This new experimental aircraft.
Thailand Tyrone: Obnoxious racial joke is being suppressed with great difficulty.
Zion Christian: Talk about an oxymoron.
Aamarie Salece Dreame: I can't even start.
Destiny Concepcion: Yep, she's destined to get pregnant very early on.
Promise Starr: Don't get your hopes up.
Rainii Brook: Fascinated with i's and water much?
Rivvr Lilii: Let me guess, Rivvr and Rainii are related.
Skya Rainbow: Come on.
Summer Rose: BTN Fragrance Collection.
Tuesday Blu: Well, how could you expect parents like this to know what day it is?
A'legend Armoni Tre'Sean: No, a bland, boring no-account who couldn't afford even an Armani-factory reject.
Allias: But what's his REAL name?
Evry Hunter...: ...Must wear an orange vest or hat and have his permits in order and on his person.
Mox Andrew: No, wait! Evry Hunter mocks Andrew because he forgot his permits in his car and wouldn't wear orange because he thought it made him look fat.
Sircordon Garcia: At least they didn't use Blu as a mn.
1. Bevin: very trendy sounding, and will likely be mistaken for Devon.
2. No comment.
3. something Japanese.
4. can't help you.
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Duffy: Why do I associate this name with dogs?
No idea. I associate it with Duff Beer, myself. :-/
Ibis: Not exactly the most beautiful or graceful bird you could name after.
Particularly when the only real association anyone has with it is "The Scarlet Ibis" by James Hurst. Why would anyone want to name a kid after a story where the five year old dies?
Lovensky: some Polish last name? Or Lovin' Sky?
Or love in sky? Some kink I've never heard of before (thus making it very obscure indeed ;)?
Melroes: About on the same level as Heiress, why isn't she a model?
Not just a model but a failed model, like Melrose Bickerstaff from season 7 of America's Next Top Model. :D
Priseis: What, precisely, is this supposed to be?
A misspelled Briseis? A misspelled Nissan Presea? Both at once? :D
Wrigley: A squirming brat stuck all over with gum.
Or decked out in Chicago Cubs baseball gear. Destined to grow up talking like Harry Caray.
Thailand Tyrone: Obnoxious racial joke is being suppressed with great difficulty.
Will grow up to be a boxer or die trying.
Promise Starr: Don't get your hopes up.
Sounds like a phrase that never quite got finished. Promised our what?
Allias: But what's his REAL name?
My guess is Elias. Despite the L augmentation and the A replacement therapy, all he really wants to be is Elias.
As usual, I can't stomach them except through a RoxStar filter. ;)
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No idea. I associate it with Duff Beer, myself. :-/
Ibis: Not exactly the most beautiful or graceful bird you could name after.
Particularly when the only real association anyone has with it is "The Scarlet Ibis" by James Hurst. Why would anyone want to name a kid after a story where the five year old dies?
Lovensky: some Polish last name? Or Lovin' Sky?
Or love in sky? Some kink I've never heard of before (thus making it very obscure indeed ;)?
Melroes: About on the same level as Heiress, why isn't she a model?
Not just a model but a failed model, like Melrose Bickerstaff from season 7 of America's Next Top Model. :D
Priseis: What, precisely, is this supposed to be?
A misspelled Briseis? A misspelled Nissan Presea? Both at once? :D
Wrigley: A squirming brat stuck all over with gum.
Or decked out in Chicago Cubs baseball gear. Destined to grow up talking like Harry Caray.
Thailand Tyrone: Obnoxious racial joke is being suppressed with great difficulty.
Will grow up to be a boxer or die trying.
Promise Starr: Don't get your hopes up.
Sounds like a phrase that never quite got finished. Promised our what?
Allias: But what's his REAL name?
My guess is Elias. Despite the L augmentation and the A replacement therapy, all he really wants to be is Elias.
As usual, I can't stomach them except through a RoxStar filter. ;)
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Thanks for the laughs :)
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