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[Opinions] Re: Various BA's from May
Ab Jesus: that Ab is a non-name, it just looks like two random strokes on a keyboard.Bishop Anthony: Would you name a kid Preacher William, or Rabbi Eric? (Well, forget I asked. Somebody probably already has.)Blayz: female stripper name.Channing: Very yuppie, and his sibs add to the yuppie-kids-raised-by-nannies-in-the-Hamptons-eating-organic-soy-ice-cream image.Everett Edward: like Edward Everett Hale?Gambit: Why do people just pick random words that don't even have a nice meaning as think they make names?Harlem Le'Troy-x'zavias: If it's true about black kids with very black-sounding names having a harder time in the job market, this fellow is in for a rough time.Jaimyson: I picture these cutesy misspelled surnamey things as being spoken bya squeaky, nasal-voiced teenage girl.Jaxson Xzavier: somebody likes x.Jeremiah Isaiah Malachi: somebody also loves the iah sound.Joah: Looks like they left out the n.Julan: and the iKal-El: is it just me, or is naming a kid Superman's birth name kind of childish?King Bless: future career criminal of America.Koyt: Either a nasty slang word (it sounds like it could be) or a radio station: KOY FM93.5, the home of Classic Country.Montreal Oneal: I just hope they pronounce Montreal right and not to rhyme with Oneal.Nathaneal Anthony: has me spitting all over when I try to say it. And who is named Rodney anymore?
Tequairy: is that where you can get tequila? Like a dairy?Trayohn Surjames: Screams low-class.Amarianna Marie: a bit over-fond of Mary and Marie, eh?Ambrazhay: cheap makeup?Arcangela Mary Rosaria: She won't even have to change her name when she goes into the convent.Avary: like avarice or ovary.Candler: Too bad nobody actually candles eggs anymore.Carmelinalucianna Adryanna: What a mouthful!Carrington: the epitome of Roger-and-Muffy high-society names. YuckChastyn Angelic: joke's on the parents when their Chaste and Angelic is crowned Eighth Grade Slut.Cloey: Chloe is bad enough, but it's doubly ugly spelled this way.Concepcion Joe: Something's wrong here. And Ryan definitely doesn't sound related.Evan-Claire: Soon to be called Everclear.Faith Constance: Destined to join the ACLU and march on Washington trying to get hotels to quit leaving Bibles in the rooms.Heavenly Annerud: Now there's an interesting combo: heavenly AND rude?India Armani: Asian designer lookalikes.Kare-Ra: Because Kara is so popular, we wanted it to be like, unique?Kyndyll: Same voice as that speaking the name Jaimyson.Leila Leann, Leilani Lize: My tongue has twisted into a knot.Madycyn: Looks like a stripper's name.Mayday Christine: poor Christine is in deep distress.Raylee Jean: Is it ray-lee Jean, or just a fake?Tristessa: doesn't this mean something like "sad person?"Twila: the ultimate redneck name.Whimzie Judore: that'll look really classy on a college application or law degree.
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