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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's [long]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
JANUARY 2007
Konley Nathaniel - Konley is gross.
Aniston Day - named after Jennifer Aniston?
Rookie - this puts me in mind of my cousin's husband, who named their son Ace because one day when he's a baseball star it will look good in the papers (I kid you not.)
Rae Elise - Rae seems so insubstantial. Elise is lovely.
Finley Ellen - eww.
Cameron Nicole - Cameron should only be used for boys, imo.
Phoena Cherie-Renee - Phone a friend? Okay, I know it's prob. prn. Fee-na. I actually think it's okay.
River Jamez - because James just wasn't cool enough
Rrooklyn Jade - Scooby-Doo: "Ratch rout ror rat ronster, Rrooklyn!"
Parker Juliet - why ruin a lovely name like Juliet by putting WASPY masculine surname Parker in front of it? Why?
Blythe - Just when I thought I couldn't dislike this name anymore, somebody had to go and slap it on their son.
Evangeline Amelia - gorgeous.
FEBRUARY 2007
Ivy Noelle - nice.
Elisha Judy - not so nice.
Tirzah Allene - Allene reminds me of a chemical. Tirzah makes me thirsty.
Addison Paul - Addison on a boy! Whoohoo! Acceptable combo, too.
Laken Amelia - I know this uber-snotty girl named Laken, but even if I didn't I'd still hate it.
Maximus Arik - love the nn Max. Arik would be better as Erik or Eric.
Londyn Deane - eww.
Keller Alan - Killer Alan.
Nile - okay. I can handle that one, I guess.
Sterling Renie - it's not actually sterling. I just wrapped it in some shiny gray duct tape.
MARCH 2007
Delphina - nice.
Story - and what a sad tale it is.
Emerson Grace - How come nobody ever uses Ralph or Waldo?
Edison - I like Edison.
APRIL 2007
Avaughn Roosevelt - Avaughn looks like a cre8ive spelling of Avon, as in "Avon calling!" And Roosevelt is just weird.
Tatem Whisper - I like Tatum. Whisper is a great name for a smoky gray cat.
OTHERS
Temperance - after two years of beer-soaked college, she drops out to become a bartender.
Priestess - that's just odd.
Ra'Shiloh - that apostrophe doesn't disguise the fact that the kid's name starts with "rash"
Memphis - GP
Wynter - Winter is marginally acceptable as a name. Wynter is not.
Berlin - I've never been to Berlin. I bet this girl's parents haven't either.
Special - this kid is in for a rude awakening once she hits the real world.
Rocket - brother to Space Shuttle and Computer Guided Missile
Tanzania - that's exotic.
Juniper - I like June a lot better than Juniper.
Nazareth - kind of nice.
Fisha - this girl is in for all kinds of unpleasant teasing from the boys come puberty.
Phi - huh?
Opal - love Opal.
Akon - a con? Ache on? ack-on? No matter how I pronounce this I hate it.
Chantelay - That's kind of pretty, but it has no substance and kind of looks like it might be the name of an alcoholic beverage.
Willow - like.
A'Journeyi - A'Journey. Bad. A'Journey with superfluous i. Worse.
Scout - better as a nn.
Warren - lovely
Prince - this is what it sounds like when doves cry.
Achilles - sounds like a horse's name.
Airiss - fly Airiss airlines
Eros - at least it's not Cupid
Adison - another boy Adison!
Azlin Rose - what the heck is Azlin?
Hatcher James - does he work on a chicken farm?
Elliette - that's very frilly.
Harlyn Paige - ick
Stormy - another horse name
Unique - she will grow up feeling superior to Special
Messiah - I really hate this as a name.
Heaven Nicole - eww.
Raevin E`Kayla - E'Kayla, like the paper version but on the net.
Genesis Octavia - Genesis is nms, but Octavia is lovely.
La'Mycheal Joanette - this is just ick.
Meadow Michelle - sort of okay I guess
Angle - please tell me this is not supposed to be Angel
Patience - nice. Although children have none.
Canaan - also nice. Much better than Cannon, anyway.
Monroe - I kind of like this.
Cannon - sigh.
Roosevelth - another Roosevelt? and what's with the random H?
Forever - Mom was in labor for twenty-seven hours.
Woodly - hahahaha!
Camp - no matter what this kid's last name is, he is doomed to sound like, well, a camp.
Konley Nathaniel - Konley is gross.
Aniston Day - named after Jennifer Aniston?
Rookie - this puts me in mind of my cousin's husband, who named their son Ace because one day when he's a baseball star it will look good in the papers (I kid you not.)
Rae Elise - Rae seems so insubstantial. Elise is lovely.
Finley Ellen - eww.
Cameron Nicole - Cameron should only be used for boys, imo.
Phoena Cherie-Renee - Phone a friend? Okay, I know it's prob. prn. Fee-na. I actually think it's okay.
River Jamez - because James just wasn't cool enough
Rrooklyn Jade - Scooby-Doo: "Ratch rout ror rat ronster, Rrooklyn!"
Parker Juliet - why ruin a lovely name like Juliet by putting WASPY masculine surname Parker in front of it? Why?
Blythe - Just when I thought I couldn't dislike this name anymore, somebody had to go and slap it on their son.
Evangeline Amelia - gorgeous.
FEBRUARY 2007
Ivy Noelle - nice.
Elisha Judy - not so nice.
Tirzah Allene - Allene reminds me of a chemical. Tirzah makes me thirsty.
Addison Paul - Addison on a boy! Whoohoo! Acceptable combo, too.
Laken Amelia - I know this uber-snotty girl named Laken, but even if I didn't I'd still hate it.
Maximus Arik - love the nn Max. Arik would be better as Erik or Eric.
Londyn Deane - eww.
Keller Alan - Killer Alan.
Nile - okay. I can handle that one, I guess.
Sterling Renie - it's not actually sterling. I just wrapped it in some shiny gray duct tape.
MARCH 2007
Delphina - nice.
Story - and what a sad tale it is.
Emerson Grace - How come nobody ever uses Ralph or Waldo?
Edison - I like Edison.
APRIL 2007
Avaughn Roosevelt - Avaughn looks like a cre8ive spelling of Avon, as in "Avon calling!" And Roosevelt is just weird.
Tatem Whisper - I like Tatum. Whisper is a great name for a smoky gray cat.
OTHERS
Temperance - after two years of beer-soaked college, she drops out to become a bartender.
Priestess - that's just odd.
Ra'Shiloh - that apostrophe doesn't disguise the fact that the kid's name starts with "rash"
Memphis - GP
Wynter - Winter is marginally acceptable as a name. Wynter is not.
Berlin - I've never been to Berlin. I bet this girl's parents haven't either.
Special - this kid is in for a rude awakening once she hits the real world.
Rocket - brother to Space Shuttle and Computer Guided Missile
Tanzania - that's exotic.
Juniper - I like June a lot better than Juniper.
Nazareth - kind of nice.
Fisha - this girl is in for all kinds of unpleasant teasing from the boys come puberty.
Phi - huh?
Opal - love Opal.
Akon - a con? Ache on? ack-on? No matter how I pronounce this I hate it.
Chantelay - That's kind of pretty, but it has no substance and kind of looks like it might be the name of an alcoholic beverage.
Willow - like.
A'Journeyi - A'Journey. Bad. A'Journey with superfluous i. Worse.
Scout - better as a nn.
Warren - lovely
Prince - this is what it sounds like when doves cry.
Achilles - sounds like a horse's name.
Airiss - fly Airiss airlines
Eros - at least it's not Cupid
Adison - another boy Adison!
Azlin Rose - what the heck is Azlin?
Hatcher James - does he work on a chicken farm?
Elliette - that's very frilly.
Harlyn Paige - ick
Stormy - another horse name
Unique - she will grow up feeling superior to Special
Messiah - I really hate this as a name.
Heaven Nicole - eww.
Raevin E`Kayla - E'Kayla, like the paper version but on the net.
Genesis Octavia - Genesis is nms, but Octavia is lovely.
La'Mycheal Joanette - this is just ick.
Meadow Michelle - sort of okay I guess
Angle - please tell me this is not supposed to be Angel
Patience - nice. Although children have none.
Canaan - also nice. Much better than Cannon, anyway.
Monroe - I kind of like this.
Cannon - sigh.
Roosevelth - another Roosevelt? and what's with the random H?
Forever - Mom was in labor for twenty-seven hours.
Woodly - hahahaha!
Camp - no matter what this kid's last name is, he is doomed to sound like, well, a camp.
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