[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
loyd Harold: He sure won't have to be Tall Floyd or Floyd J. in school.
Gale: Middle-aged woman's name.
Kraven Dean: Dammit, craven is NOT a compliment!
Lorwin: Phony, LOTR-flavored name.
Aroarin Sheen Dee: A roarin' shindig?
Boston William: Boston Bill makes a GREAT name for a character in a detective cartoon.
Brock Partridge: It's wild bird in a tarragon cream sauce served over rice.
Kincade Hite; The height of kinkiness.
Kit Copley: Kit Coplye, Hero of the Plains!
Milo Danger: Somebody tell me what's so great about the "name" Danger?
Antonio Agatha: Boy's name plus old-witch name.
Betty Jane: I know a Betty Jane. She's about sixty-five, is very nice but smokes like a chimney and has the skin that comes from it. Goes by BJ. Not good.
Dorothy Bernice: I like Dorothy but not Bernice.
Edna Methel: Methel, as in methyl? Like methyl alcohol?
Effie Pearl: Born in Dogpatch Arkansas about 1989.
Ethel Hoesel: *gags, fights to retain her cheeseburger and fries from supper* Some of these names sound like you got them from a nursing home registry.
Hilda Clara Emma: In addition to being so old-ladyish, they have no flow.
Norma Jean: Every third woman over the age of 60 in Oklahoma is named Norma Jean, for god's sake. In fact I think you have to get special permission if you want to use a middle name other than Jean with norma.
Opal Sue: Opal is so pretty.
Peggy Jo: Peggy Sue got married, and Peggy Jo got elected Catfish and Collard Festival Queen, but had to give up her crown when Dwayne-Ray, the sheriff's son, got her in trouble.
Ariz Marylou: Arise, Marylou!
Kambell Taite: I'd take Effie Pearl over this one. Almost.
Ruby Rose: Nail polish.
Tea Kathleen: Coffee, Joanne? Lemonade, Susan?
Trynyty Crystyl: The trash-fdactor goes up with every unnecessary y that's used. Plus it sounds like a glass company.
Gale: Middle-aged woman's name.
Kraven Dean: Dammit, craven is NOT a compliment!
Lorwin: Phony, LOTR-flavored name.
Aroarin Sheen Dee: A roarin' shindig?
Boston William: Boston Bill makes a GREAT name for a character in a detective cartoon.
Brock Partridge: It's wild bird in a tarragon cream sauce served over rice.
Kincade Hite; The height of kinkiness.
Kit Copley: Kit Coplye, Hero of the Plains!
Milo Danger: Somebody tell me what's so great about the "name" Danger?
Antonio Agatha: Boy's name plus old-witch name.
Betty Jane: I know a Betty Jane. She's about sixty-five, is very nice but smokes like a chimney and has the skin that comes from it. Goes by BJ. Not good.
Dorothy Bernice: I like Dorothy but not Bernice.
Edna Methel: Methel, as in methyl? Like methyl alcohol?
Effie Pearl: Born in Dogpatch Arkansas about 1989.
Ethel Hoesel: *gags, fights to retain her cheeseburger and fries from supper* Some of these names sound like you got them from a nursing home registry.
Hilda Clara Emma: In addition to being so old-ladyish, they have no flow.
Norma Jean: Every third woman over the age of 60 in Oklahoma is named Norma Jean, for god's sake. In fact I think you have to get special permission if you want to use a middle name other than Jean with norma.
Opal Sue: Opal is so pretty.
Peggy Jo: Peggy Sue got married, and Peggy Jo got elected Catfish and Collard Festival Queen, but had to give up her crown when Dwayne-Ray, the sheriff's son, got her in trouble.
Ariz Marylou: Arise, Marylou!
Kambell Taite: I'd take Effie Pearl over this one. Almost.
Ruby Rose: Nail polish.
Tea Kathleen: Coffee, Joanne? Lemonade, Susan?
Trynyty Crystyl: The trash-fdactor goes up with every unnecessary y that's used. Plus it sounds like a glass company.