[Opinions] Re: Random BA's [very long]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I will skip writing out little Pandora's very long name and just content myself by saying that her parents have certainly opened a Pandora's box by giving her a name longer than she is.
Makiah Fallen Leaf: They couldn't at least have a live, growing, healthy leaf?
Phenez: Makes me think of a medicine for allergies. Or Fed Ex.
Quinn Patrick: I mention this one only because he can have the humorous nn QP, or Quarter Pounder. With cheese.
Haze Jackson: yes, haze him. Beat him witha paddle, make him steal panties from the girls' locker room, throw eggs at him, make him swallow a live goldfish.
Oceans: Eleven? Twelve?
Ocean Reed: Better than being named Seaweed.
Swade: Gag.
Zion Justice: That doesn't sound too nice.
Uther Hawk: Did you shoot that hawk? Which one, this one? No, the uther hawk.
RIver Echo: Steamboat?
Brooklyn Rain: And Bronx Fog and Harlem Tornado.
Fortunate Forever Sweet: Spends her life griping about how bad she has it.
Amire: A mire.
Gret Wayne: Let me guess, Wayne Gretzky fans.
Autumn Sienna: Sophisticated fashion color for fall.
Breezy: And her sibs Gusty and WIndy. And Blustery.
Trinity Hope: THey have an excellent trauma center and burn unit.
Pachulie Flower: If you're going to use a name that makes you sound like an unwashed, stoned of your mind hippie, at least spell it right so you not an illiterate one.
Makiah Fallen Leaf: They couldn't at least have a live, growing, healthy leaf?
Phenez: Makes me think of a medicine for allergies. Or Fed Ex.
Quinn Patrick: I mention this one only because he can have the humorous nn QP, or Quarter Pounder. With cheese.
Haze Jackson: yes, haze him. Beat him witha paddle, make him steal panties from the girls' locker room, throw eggs at him, make him swallow a live goldfish.
Oceans: Eleven? Twelve?
Ocean Reed: Better than being named Seaweed.
Swade: Gag.
Zion Justice: That doesn't sound too nice.
Uther Hawk: Did you shoot that hawk? Which one, this one? No, the uther hawk.
RIver Echo: Steamboat?
Brooklyn Rain: And Bronx Fog and Harlem Tornado.
Fortunate Forever Sweet: Spends her life griping about how bad she has it.
Amire: A mire.
Gret Wayne: Let me guess, Wayne Gretzky fans.
Autumn Sienna: Sophisticated fashion color for fall.
Breezy: And her sibs Gusty and WIndy. And Blustery.
Trinity Hope: THey have an excellent trauma center and burn unit.
Pachulie Flower: If you're going to use a name that makes you sound like an unwashed, stoned of your mind hippie, at least spell it right so you not an illiterate one.