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I like / GP (* means I would use it)

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Seraphim
Ashley
Aubrey
August* Quinn*
Anthony
Indiana*
Kendall
Reed
Monroe (GP on a girl)
River
Thomas
Storm
Morgan
Atticus*
Vance
George
Owen
Edward*
Benedict
Briar
Everett
Isaiah
Sparrow
Theodore
Christian
Huckleberry
Orion
Lane
Lazarus
William*
Nicodemus
Israel
Shiloh
Jack*
Gabriel
Rio
Raymond*
Prosper
Caius
Eli
Asa

Poor, poor kids...

Some are little oddish or for-a-girl, but all those boy-Ashleys make me happy.

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I like:

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August Quinn
Grey
Barnaby Francis Isaac
Brighton Anthony
Eden (g)
Conor
Kendall Lee
Reed
River James
Romeo
Wolfe Blaize Morgan
Aidan
Ashley George
Ashley James
Bram Owen
Lion Donovan
Rome
Edward
Brook
Theodore
Marie (g)
Story (g)
Christian
Michael
Casper
River Ray Allen
Jack
Phoenix
Rio Josef
Ashton
Marian (g)

Oh no! A BOY Nevaeh??

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And LOL at Tru Lei and Jack-Jack (among others...)

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I like:
Alexander
August
Mateo
Romeo
Atticus
Drako (spelled Draco)
Rome (Prefer Roman)
Briar (For a girl)
Rufus Janus (I like both names, but not as a combo.)
Oliver
Theodore
Orion
William
Nicodemus
Milan
Salem Alexander

Aztec Grey: Comes in matte, semi-gloss and high-gloss.

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Jethro: Who in America who has watched a single episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies" has a really, unreservedly positive view of Jethro?

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Lord: Sure. Tell me more.

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Mateo Rainwater: Poland Spring Water's newest competitor.

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Neveah: This name just sucks. One: misspelling. 2. Made-up. 3. Trendy) 4. contrived and finally: a girl's name.

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Rowdy: If I said it one time, I said a million: rowdiness is not a virtue.

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Stone Cole: Is his last name Steve-Austin?

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Calix Alexander: Calix Alex.

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Drako: Like Malfoy was anything other than a shallow, arrogant, stupid jerk.

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Tru Lei: Looks like a very contrived, stripperish girl's name.

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Lion Donovan: That lyin' Donovan.

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Chancellor Talon: Fights the good King Septimus for control of the Gilded City.

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Sunny: This is a girls' name, and a very lightweight one at that. Sonny is no better, it's a generic nn.

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Barney: Good grief. Never thought that name wold come back.

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Ephesians Ramesses Jhazear: As it says right in this bizarre combo, messes.

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Ace Parker: Ace Parker, Private Eye!

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Custer: We whupped his nasty, curly-headed ass at Little Bighorn.

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Benjy: That'll look great along about the third grade.

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Jock: 1. Dumb athlete. 2. jockstrap. 3. What's inside the jockstrap.

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Stopford Oliver Jorge: Is he a Stepford boy?

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Theodore Marie: You better be an actual, French-speaking French person if you dare give Marie to a boy. Otherwise, you better run.

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Bow: Is it bow as in "Take a bow" or bow as in hair bow?

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Rye: I like white myself.

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Cheyenne Dakota: Find some other culture to co-op for cutesy, girly-sounding baby names, you WASP!

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Jada: As if Jade on a boy wasn't bad enough.

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Blazin Lee: I like Blazin Saddles much better.

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Casper Huckleberry: He took home the blue ribbon in the Poodles and Pugs division.

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Riggin Lane: Just one little letter transforms his first name into a troublesome street.

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Slayer Wayne: "Serial slayer Wayne Davidson appeared in court today to face three charges of first-degree murder in the axe killings of a Baltimore couple and a police officer." Honestly, what kind of idiot names their kid Slayer?

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is it just me or would quite a bit of those be more suited for girls?

Wow...

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Although there are many, many horrible names on these lists, both Bram Owen and Lazarus Gabriel are new faves!

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Jack-Jack David: Do you think his parents liked 'The Incredibles?'

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Rome Octavious would have been very nice-- albeit over the top-- had it not been misspelled )o:

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Naming your kid Lord is just wrong.

could imagine teaching this Kindergarten class?

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Aztec
Lord
Neveah
Rock
Rowdy
Royal
Springer
Stone
Storm
Wolfe
Garland
Monaco
Creed
Oakley
Drako
Lion
Rome
Ephesians
Gaurdian
Pharoah-John
Custer
Che
Jock
Kodiak
Bow
Rye
Stockton
Hobbs
Elvis
Blazin
Orion
Riggin
Slayer
Xzibit
Rowdy
Stoney
Rio
Prosper
Bear
Stylz

BOYS
Ashley
Aubrey
August
Aztec - GP
Grey - Gray, girl
Isaac
Brighton - GP
Anthony - GP
Eden
Indiana
Kendall - GP
Reed - girl, GP
Memphis - girl, GP
Micheal Angelo - Michelangelo
David
Ocean
River
James
Romeo
Royal - girl, GP
Severn - girl, GP
Sterling - girl
Storm - both
Blaize - Blaze, girl
Morgan
Arlo nn for Harlow
Bayley - Bailey
Calix - girl
Creed - girl, GP
Dublin - girl, GP
Tru - True, girl
Bram - GP
Rome nn for Romeo
Briar - Brier
Ephesians - GP
Gaurdian - girl, semi-GP
Jericko - Jericho, girl
Isaiah
Hawthorne - girl
Pharoah - Pharaoh, girl
Thatcher - girl, GP
Sparrow - GP
Ace - girl, GP
Parker - girl
Brooke - Brook nn for Brooklyn
Sidney
Oliver - girl, GP
Theodore
Marie - girl
Story - both, GP
Christian - girl, GP
Michael - both
London - both
Elvis - gp
Cheyenne - boy

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