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I'm almost afraid to see your boys' lists. What am I talking about, "almost?" I'm dreading it!Braidi: Pigtaily.Caemlyn: Everytime I see this name it makes me think of Chem-Lawn.Ceejay: A silly nn Catherine Jo might give herself at 14.Chaise: Hope her last name is not Long.Chia: Does she have sticky-up hair?Chiquita: I'm Chiquita Banana and I'm here to say...Colorado: She's a fiery western moll, steals horses, shoots to kill and drinks likea fish.Cynnoma: If one is found growing on your body, you must have it removed immediately.Dilyn: I know a woman in her early forties named this. It's pronounced Die-Lynn, as if Diane was a combination of Die and Anne.Dinah: Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blooooow.Dixie: Very strange to think of a Canadian named Dixie.Dong: You're in Canada now, people. If you must use a name from yoru native land, at least make sure it doesn't have an undesirable meaning in English.Envi: And her sibs Raige, Lustt, Slothe and Avaryce.Ferial: She's feral.Goldie: Here, Goldie! Sit! Good dog!Hijab: Sounds like a jab in the ribs.Ho: See Dong.Jaycob: So many things wrong with this I can't start.Jazzy: Dr. Jazzy Simpson, DDS.Jermaine: was all the rage for black boys circa 1980. Very dated.Jeunesses: I guess they meant Genesis, but my handy French translation makes it "young ladies."Jeweliet: Tacky.KacKinley: Dear god, save us all from idiots who think Kac is some kind of name prefix.Kojo: Cujo meets Tojo! Tora! Tora! Tora!Lyonesse: Oooh, I love lobster with Lyonesse sauce!Lyte: Destined to weigh upwards of 200 pounds.Missy: And her sibs Hey You and Buster.Mysti: Stripper name.Noon: No.Paynter: An occupation name we can do without.Pei: Of course, NOBODY will mispronounce it as Pee. Of course not.Peters: And nobody'll find anything to snicker about with this one.Phoinix: How about a game of Hooked on Phoinix?Phullis: As if Phyllis wasn't bad enough.Po: That's right, po po little gal.Prix: Okay, I suppose this is supposed to be Pree, but don't tell me it isn't going to inspire jokes about pricks.Raven-Sky: Oh, you're so dark and emo, gothgrrrl666!Rumor: How do rumors get started? They're started by jealous people when they get mad seeing something they had and somebody else is holding.Salinger: J.D. Salinger: seriously overrated. Pierre Salinger: complete nut.Seabring: At least it wasn't Seabreeze.Shedaisy: Yeah, I'm dying to have somebody named Shedaisy do my taxes or give me a pap smear.Shye: The class bully.Silken: Great stripper name.Sylver: as is this.Tanzanite: If you want to honor Tanzania, it doesn't make a bad name. This however, does.Venture: power steering, anti-lock brakes and four-wheel drive.Winsome: totally unlikable.Young: And what about when she's 70?
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