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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's [long]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Amiracle Sandy-Nelta: Where to start with this? How about what on earth is a Nelta? Sounds like a candy bar. So a Sandy Nelta is a candy bar dropped at the beach. The miracle arises when you pick it up and all the sand falls off.
Armani Tina: Did he/she wina drag queen beauty pageant?
August Rain: Followed by September Hurricane.
AynjellRose Brooklynn-Marie: Do they really think AynjellRose looks classy and unique?
Seattle Rose: At least it isn't Seattle Slew.
Brecket: Break it.
Butterfly: This is not a fit name for a responsible adult who wants to get a job and not be seen as dippy and flighty.
Chandler Morgan: Do you get taxes done there?
Charleigh Joe: No secret they really wante a boy.
Chayse Madisyn: The bank for tryndee wannabes.
Cheznie; AKA Cheesy.
Divine Harmonee: Wasn't she this big fat gal on American Idol that sang like a cat?
Divine Miracle: Yeah, right.
English Michelle: ish ish swish swish wish wish.
Envy Mii: Why should we envy you, o though of no taste?
Greenlee Joann: Joann is writing a postcard from her cruise ship. She is seasick so "Greenly, Joann" is her sign-off.
Halcyon: And her brother Ambien.
Heaven Nevaeh: They must have thought they were being so original.
Impala Luv: Conceived in the backseat of somebody's old beater.
Jaxi: Even Jackie would be a huge improvement. Reminds me of those socialite types that call teach other stuff like Babsie, Muffy and Bunny.
Kalifornia: *snorts* Seen the movie?
Larkin Journal: The weekly advertister for the little-known of Larkin. I'm naming my next one Pittsburgh Post Gazette.
November Rain: Crappy song froma fairly crappy band that is now in tatters.
Oceana Blue: I love beautiful paint.
Osiris Jacqueline: Great, now she can be OJ.
Poesy Emmeline Fibonacci Nautilus Taylor: What the hell is that all about?
Phallen Raenne: The whole pun is PU when it's a misspelled pun.
Phercephanie: obviously the parents had no idea how to spell it.
Parker Ashley: Last name Angel? O-town is so over.
Raynebow-Roze: Mom's tested IQ is 57.
Sailor Rose Lee: Giypsy Rose Lee joins the Merchant Marines!
Scout Kyndall: A joke about starting a fire by rubbing two Boy Scouts together comes to mind.
Willow Brooke: That nice new subdivision just outside town.
Aslin: Obviously didn't do their homework.
Angel Lora: Bad move.
Bridger James: "After Jim Bridger, the mountain man?" *blank stare*
Cage Mikkel: What is the deal with all these kids named cage and kage?
Chinalurum: And what's this?
River-James Phoenix Tony WIlliam Charlton-Graham: Too long, and name-checks River Phoenix.
Gage Creed: I gauged them and they suck.
Jackson Renegade: Sounds like somebody's prison nickname.
Leelee: Oh, he'll love that when he's in school.
Midnite: Straight out of the comic books.
Milwaukee: So we can call him Old Milwaukee.
Obsidian-Angel: Great name for a death metal band that wears corpse paint and burns goat heads onstage.
Pace Alxander: Pace him so he doesn't tire himself out.
Rooker: One who rooks, i.e. a con artist.
Salad Said: If that salad starts talking I know I'm drunk. Okay, so I assume his parents are Middle Eastern or something, but they better brush up on their English if they want to stay here.
Skky: AKA the Typo Kid.
Armani Tina: Did he/she wina drag queen beauty pageant?
August Rain: Followed by September Hurricane.
AynjellRose Brooklynn-Marie: Do they really think AynjellRose looks classy and unique?
Seattle Rose: At least it isn't Seattle Slew.
Brecket: Break it.
Butterfly: This is not a fit name for a responsible adult who wants to get a job and not be seen as dippy and flighty.
Chandler Morgan: Do you get taxes done there?
Charleigh Joe: No secret they really wante a boy.
Chayse Madisyn: The bank for tryndee wannabes.
Cheznie; AKA Cheesy.
Divine Harmonee: Wasn't she this big fat gal on American Idol that sang like a cat?
Divine Miracle: Yeah, right.
English Michelle: ish ish swish swish wish wish.
Envy Mii: Why should we envy you, o though of no taste?
Greenlee Joann: Joann is writing a postcard from her cruise ship. She is seasick so "Greenly, Joann" is her sign-off.
Halcyon: And her brother Ambien.
Heaven Nevaeh: They must have thought they were being so original.
Impala Luv: Conceived in the backseat of somebody's old beater.
Jaxi: Even Jackie would be a huge improvement. Reminds me of those socialite types that call teach other stuff like Babsie, Muffy and Bunny.
Kalifornia: *snorts* Seen the movie?
Larkin Journal: The weekly advertister for the little-known of Larkin. I'm naming my next one Pittsburgh Post Gazette.
November Rain: Crappy song froma fairly crappy band that is now in tatters.
Oceana Blue: I love beautiful paint.
Osiris Jacqueline: Great, now she can be OJ.
Poesy Emmeline Fibonacci Nautilus Taylor: What the hell is that all about?
Phallen Raenne: The whole pun is PU when it's a misspelled pun.
Phercephanie: obviously the parents had no idea how to spell it.
Parker Ashley: Last name Angel? O-town is so over.
Raynebow-Roze: Mom's tested IQ is 57.
Sailor Rose Lee: Giypsy Rose Lee joins the Merchant Marines!
Scout Kyndall: A joke about starting a fire by rubbing two Boy Scouts together comes to mind.
Willow Brooke: That nice new subdivision just outside town.
Aslin: Obviously didn't do their homework.
Angel Lora: Bad move.
Bridger James: "After Jim Bridger, the mountain man?" *blank stare*
Cage Mikkel: What is the deal with all these kids named cage and kage?
Chinalurum: And what's this?
River-James Phoenix Tony WIlliam Charlton-Graham: Too long, and name-checks River Phoenix.
Gage Creed: I gauged them and they suck.
Jackson Renegade: Sounds like somebody's prison nickname.
Leelee: Oh, he'll love that when he's in school.
Midnite: Straight out of the comic books.
Milwaukee: So we can call him Old Milwaukee.
Obsidian-Angel: Great name for a death metal band that wears corpse paint and burns goat heads onstage.
Pace Alxander: Pace him so he doesn't tire himself out.
Rooker: One who rooks, i.e. a con artist.
Salad Said: If that salad starts talking I know I'm drunk. Okay, so I assume his parents are Middle Eastern or something, but they better brush up on their English if they want to stay here.
Skky: AKA the Typo Kid.
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