[Opinions] Re: Random BA's: States, Cars and Occupations
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Blazer: And sibs Sweater and Jacket.
Celebrity: A stripper might choose this one.
Coupe: It doesn't even sound nice.
Durango: I can see a cowboy using this for himself but that's all.
Dynasty: See Celebrity. Also Die Nasty.
Legacy: A legacy is something you leave after you're dead.
Malibu: See Celebrity.
Neon: Cartoonish.
Shadow: Good pet name.
Shadowwolf: "Looka-me, I'm playing Indian/spies/superheroes!"
Sprint: And sibs PCI, Motorola, Verizon and Cingular.
Stealth: Hired assassin name.
Ranger and Raider: Good doggies!
Mystique: Any boy would kill to be called Mystique. A name that sounds like ladies' deodorant.
Bronco: See Durango. There was a famous football player named Bronko Nagursky, but he was really Bronislaw.
Caliber: Potency jokes coming up.
Civic: Come on.
Commander: Bossiest brat in town.
Dodge: Get the hell outta Dodge!
AAide: Called AIDS.
Artistic: I'll bet you serious money some poor kid somewhere is going to be named Autistic. It's just one letter off, you know.
Artists: Pointlesses.
Attorney, Lawyer: Everybody loves lawyers, right?
Author: Called Arthur all his life. His parents probably call arthritis authoritis.
Brewer: Smells like a beer factory.
Butcher: Should fit right in with Shooter, Cutter, Basher, Ripper and Sniper.
Butler: Basically it's a servant.
Corporal: Punishment. For these parents. Please!
General: Yeah, right.
Doctor: People who raise doctors do not usually feel the need to name the kid Doctor.
Guitarist: This is getting so stupidly random.
Jockey: Yay! Underwear and undersized adult men riding horses while wearing funny outfits!
Judge: Judge not.
Priest: There, no grandchildren for you!
Sheriff: I shot the sheriff.
Spyncer: I know somebody who pronounces the name Spencer like this.
Spy: Why not Harriet?
Wrangler: How about if I name a couple kids stuff liek Farmhand, Plumber or Flagman?
Hawaii Rockale: The new Hawaiian microbrew!
Nebraska: When is the last time you heard of Nebraska being a place that people rhapsodized about? When's the last time a song or movie was made glorifying it? (No, Bruce Springsteen's "Nebraska" was not complimentary."
Celebrity: A stripper might choose this one.
Coupe: It doesn't even sound nice.
Durango: I can see a cowboy using this for himself but that's all.
Dynasty: See Celebrity. Also Die Nasty.
Legacy: A legacy is something you leave after you're dead.
Malibu: See Celebrity.
Neon: Cartoonish.
Shadow: Good pet name.
Shadowwolf: "Looka-me, I'm playing Indian/spies/superheroes!"
Sprint: And sibs PCI, Motorola, Verizon and Cingular.
Stealth: Hired assassin name.
Ranger and Raider: Good doggies!
Mystique: Any boy would kill to be called Mystique. A name that sounds like ladies' deodorant.
Bronco: See Durango. There was a famous football player named Bronko Nagursky, but he was really Bronislaw.
Caliber: Potency jokes coming up.
Civic: Come on.
Commander: Bossiest brat in town.
Dodge: Get the hell outta Dodge!
AAide: Called AIDS.
Artistic: I'll bet you serious money some poor kid somewhere is going to be named Autistic. It's just one letter off, you know.
Artists: Pointlesses.
Attorney, Lawyer: Everybody loves lawyers, right?
Author: Called Arthur all his life. His parents probably call arthritis authoritis.
Brewer: Smells like a beer factory.
Butcher: Should fit right in with Shooter, Cutter, Basher, Ripper and Sniper.
Butler: Basically it's a servant.
Corporal: Punishment. For these parents. Please!
General: Yeah, right.
Doctor: People who raise doctors do not usually feel the need to name the kid Doctor.
Guitarist: This is getting so stupidly random.
Jockey: Yay! Underwear and undersized adult men riding horses while wearing funny outfits!
Judge: Judge not.
Priest: There, no grandchildren for you!
Sheriff: I shot the sheriff.
Spyncer: I know somebody who pronounces the name Spencer like this.
Spy: Why not Harriet?
Wrangler: How about if I name a couple kids stuff liek Farmhand, Plumber or Flagman?
Hawaii Rockale: The new Hawaiian microbrew!
Nebraska: When is the last time you heard of Nebraska being a place that people rhapsodized about? When's the last time a song or movie was made glorifying it? (No, Bruce Springsteen's "Nebraska" was not complimentary."