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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Kieran James: And her brother Samantha Christine?Sugar: That's what happens when first cousins are allowed to marry in the backwoods.Windy: Everybody thought her name was Wendy and she just had a funny accent. Or that she was long-winded or flatulent.Bush Bobbyann: Naming any child Bush is begging for trouble. Naminga girl Bush is asking for worse trouble.Clinique: And her sibs Revlon and Cover Girl.Billie May: You git down offa that there mechanical bull!Bertha: A big fat farm woman out to feed her pigs.Malak Mohammed: Sounds rather sinister, that Malak.Tapestry: Another totally random noun. Let me try: Closet! Scissors! Efferdent!Indiana Jade: Midwestern Chinese food.Silver Rain: I suppose it could be worse. It could've been Purple Rain.Mi' luv Alexa: Even spelled correctly, the name is trashy. Spelling love Luv is trashy in the extreme.Violet Rose: Both nice names, but together it's a nail polish.Everly: Always got tired of hearing jokes about her brothers.Beaudy: So is that beauty? Or bawdy?Dusty Lee: You git yer sister off that mechanical bull or I'll git paw to tan yer hides!Rhythm, Star and Freeway: They all sound like a prison posse.Ransom: Him too.Dash: And his sibs Parentheses, Period and Hyphen.Driver: Another menial-occupation naame.Bam Kenneth: TOh my god! Those bastards killed Kenny!Brandon Dragon: Would dragons do the braning? I mean, they're the ones that breathe fire.Trapper Mathew: We have Hunter, Fisher, Tracker. Now Trapper. At least it wasn't Trapper John, MD.Charming Tiang: He runs Indiana Jade Chinese Cuisine for Midwestern Palates.
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