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GIRLS
Arizona Rains - Uhh, not often.
August Janne-Marie - But I was born in April.
Briseis Marie - Sounds like a crappy cereal.
Dakota Georgia - Carolina Texas.
Chandler Jaida LaChei - Yikes.
Cherish Dixie Belle - Cherish Dixie? She'll be a hit at bachelor parties.
Elliot Catherine - Scrubs has had WAY too much affect on these people.
Finley Sue - NMS.
Heaven Elizabeth - "Heaven. I'm in Heaven". Cherish Dixie's business associate, maybe?
Heaven Zionna - Hate Heaven, but it's Zion! Don't feminize a Biblical name.
Island Nohea - Wow.
Jade Amogelang - Sounds like a colorful fungus.
Kansas Autumn - But I was born in Maine in winter.
Kynoka Starr - She's gonna be a starr!
Novalee Winter - Wow. PBS nonfiction TV show + Lee = DISGUSTING.
Lyric Le'Shae - Lyric. Ugh.
My'Angel Lanette - Another business associate! Let's name their company: Slutty Angels.
Myrocle Ny Sha - What's a Rocle? And how do her parents own it?
Patiences MArie - Mutiple patience! She must have had a long pregnancy or something.
Shiloh Lynn - Trendy Lynn.
Stormie Lee - It's a bird, it's plane, it's a cow! It's Stormie!
Poetri Terriana - If your going to name your kid after Poetry (YIKES!), spell it right!
Sommer Storm - She was born during a dry spring day.
Promise Eden - Ahh... what was her promise?
Aslyn Paige - Ugh.
Kharma Dream Pearline - What goes around comes around. What came around and bit her parents in the butt that made her parents curse her with this God-forsaken name?
Raven Dawn - Raven is NMS, but I like Dawn!
Precious Opal - Are opals precious? I don't even know.
Elliette Corrinhe - Wow! Trendy Scrubs. J.D.'s name is now spelled JaeDeeh!
Rivers Isabella - surname, then first name! Non-originality rocks, except when it sucks
Rose Olive - Actually, not bad.
Billee Anne - Bleh.
Easter Maria Faith - Like holidays much?
Harmonee Ford Marie - Harmony & cars. What else is wrong with the Wurlde?

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BOYS
Aramis Julian - NMS.
Briar Alan - Ick.
Bryer Wendell - La-dee-da.
Espyn Greih - Aspin Grey, maybe?
Greyson Samauri - Samauri? It's spelled Samurai, and that's not a name!
Jericko Joseph Mark - Biblical trends are crap.
Briton Michael - NMSAA.
Casey Reed - Better than some.
Christian Angel - like Christian
Jasper James Cole - I like the first two names, just not together.
Harper Slade - Harper's too feminine for a guy in my opinion.
Harper Jeremiah - See above. Like Jeremiah, though.
Hollis Andrew Edward - Not bad.
Kasiah Arden Beasley - Yikes!
Keefer Elixander - Are they fan's of Kiefer Sutherland?
Philani Nile - Wait, isn't philane a muscle? No that's Philange.
Kemper Ryan - Kemper has a temper.
Kreigh Geoffery - I like Geoffrey.
Kyros Camilo - Kyros likes gyros! Maybe not.
Kolt James - Ugh.
London Michael - Ugh again.
Knox Andrew - Fort Icky.
Orion Riven Michael - Wow!
Brosiah Alexander - Hey Bro!
Own Brody - You don't own me...
Rex Michael Rylan - I like Rex Michael.