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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Brooklyn Jade: Bensonhurst's finest Chinese dining.Wylie Harper: I guess it's better than Wylie Coyote.Isyss Sonique: Sounds chilly, like somebody put your headphones in the freezer.Sapphire Rose: Oh, look at me! Isn't my new name so kewl! Like an internet screen name!Heavyn Harrynique: This name belongs in the Home For Y Addycted Trayler Traysh.Diznei Monet: Mom is dizzeeeigh.Grady-Ane Gacyn: I guess their favorite color is gray.KcAnn: I had to look at this a minute before I figured out the parents were just too super-sparkleigh speshall to go with something like Casey Ann or Kacey Ann. Something that makes a bit of sense.Roxie Leigh: She waits tables down to The Cookshack, servin up that good ol-fashioned BBQ and beans.Joshlyn Martina: Let me guess: if he was a boy (which they'd hoped for) they'd have named her Joshua Martin.Wyntur WIllow: Soon to be weeping willow.Vanidy: Misspelled and a deadly sin.Tuppence Harmony: Like a Ten Penny Opera? Seriously, that is so tacky. Two-cents worth.Paris Liberty: Yes, I believe the Allies got a big welcome at that point.Violette Rose: Is that an old-lady kind of perfume?Angel Rose: This one isn't. She's one of Starla's Angels.
Raven Storm: Oh, so emo! "Hi, I'm Raven Storm! Will you be my friend? We can play with Mommy's runestones, or the Ouija board, or I can show you how to cut yourself!"Chantry: Chanting in the pantry) "Maple-brown-sugar, apple-cinnamon, plain, plain, plain, why are all the good oatmeals gone?!" (Direct quote from Phillip this morning, trying to decide what eh was going to eat for breakfast, and suddenly realizing why buying the Assorted pack of oatmeals isn't so smart(Ozzy Raine: Raine: girly. Ozzy: doofy nickname.Tate Danger: Sure it's not Taste Danger?Hamlet: I always thought this would be a fun thing to name a pet pig. What the hell were they thinking of? Hamlet isn't even a happy character.Dreamus: Maybe a good name for the crumbs in your eyes after you sleep.Cahren: No matter what, people will think it's Karen.Trellis: Talk about random words. Let me try... Carburetor! Garlic! Panties! Tonsilitis!Draegan Kandyl: Raven Storm again: "Now I have a new baby brother. He's named after a dragon candle. Shall we try and exorcise him? Mommy's got a book that tells you just how to do it!"
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