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I'm not even gonna comment on the boys!

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Azsure Joy - In the joyousness of purrple, redd, oarange, peenk, and the like.

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Elisha Suire - Just 'cuz Elisha Cuthbert is a girl doesn't mean

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Qloee Kaylia Michael - Thisss izz spohst tou bea Chloe, riete?

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Zahir Ariday - Zahir's Putting-On-Airs Day

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Rhyli Scout - Her poor parents . . . they have NO clue was class means.

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Fontaine Nevaeh - Are they even aware that Fontaine wasn't even Joan's real surname?

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Justice Violet-Rose Marie - It doesn't do classic names justice.

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Hilda Victoria - You know, I actually don't mind this.

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Heavenley Summar - Heavenly misspellings, Batman!

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Feather Krysta Ann - Birds of a feather should not be used as names.

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Cajun-Rain Cashlynn - Cajun cash. I wonder if it works in America?

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Icemena Ida - The icewoman cometh, bringing with her trendiness. Brought to you do by the letter "I" and the number 2-many

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America Rose - And South America Slept.

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Z”e Mikayla - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's God-awful spelling skills!

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Lakkin Deanna Mekinzi - What's this name lakkin? A smakkin to the parents.

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Cameryn Coy - Coy, coy, camera

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Jakelin Acosta - Unique spelling cost this name (kaka!)

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Champaign Ann - and her sister Beer Marie.

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Chazlynn Cathleen Sue - Dazlynn Chazlynn. Stripper much?

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Persais Karyn - Blah

GIRLS
Rosemary Morningstar - There is a right way and a wrong way to do Rosemary. This is the wrong way
Misty Rose - LOL Right. Okay. I will take her totally seriously
Azsure Joy - Azsure as you're born!
Elisha Suire - *GRRR*
Qloee Kaylia Michael - That is a good idea. "Chloe with a q and no U or H and two ee's."
Falon Elizabeth - This is such a gross name
Angeles Cora - Weird, neat
Zahir Ariday
Acacia Quinn - I actually kind of like Acacia, GPish
Rhyli Scout - That is very cute, very cute. *eyeroll*
Rylan Janae - EW
Fontaine Nevaeh - Fontaine is a neat surname.
Justice Violet-Rose Marie - Maybe they are actually twins. Anyway umm there is a right and wrong way to do 2 MN's and this is the wrong way.
Eve Ann - LOL. Clipped. I like it tho
Hilda Victoria - A triumph.
Mikah Lei - Ummmm
Bryleigh Don - AUGH
Sage O'Rion - Sage cracks me up. LMAO O'Rion. Because Orion wasn't Irish enough I guess.
Heavenley Summar - Um okay so there is this girl who used to be in our classes and her name is Caress, and I felt completely stupid every time I said "Hey Caress" or "What's that Caress?" and I do not think I would be able to stand to say "Heavenley" and especially to write out the extra E. And if she told me her middle name was Summar with an A I would widen my eyes, nod, and record it quickly and lamentingly in my journal.

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Rosemary Morningstar: It sounds all right but also sounds a bit cumbersome.

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Misty Rose: Lipstick?

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Qloee: I tend to think of Chloe as faintly tacky, but Qloee is indisputably trashy.

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Fontaine Nevaeh: Rain falling UP?

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Justice Violet-Rose Mazie: The pinky-purple milk cow with the gavel.

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Heavenly Summer: Is it really necessary for us all to know your baby was conceived one hot summer night after the Demolition Derby?

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Feather: I've seen this several times lately. What is the attraction? A feather is so light and insubstantial.

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Cajun-Rain Cashlynn: Very expensive hot sauce?

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Icemena Ida: Ice Maiden Ida.

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America Felix: The American wild cat?

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America Rose: I think she won the America's Cup yacht race.

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Lakkin Deanna Mekinzi: She's lackin' something all right.

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Ivory Chanell: Mix Ivory soap with Chanel No. 5.

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Champaign Ann: Why not go all out and make it Champaign Urbana?

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Ethan Hawke: More celebrity worship.

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Cord Sterling: AKA Silver Necklace.

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Rain Hoskicala Edward: It's raining Oxycontin, Edward.

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Raige George: Aside from the fact it's stupid, it also doesn't flow.

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Blade Troy: A roundabout advertisement for Trojan condoms?

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Caramon Koda Raven: Caramon: caramel and cinnamon flavored. Is there enough flavoring to coat a raven?

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Leonard Night Wolf: With that middle name, he will surely be well-equipped to stand up for himself as the only Leonard in a class full of Dylans and Jacobs and Braydynnes.

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Jakeop: An ignorant way of saying Jacob?

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Wilfire: WIlful hellfire?

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X'xander: Sorry, can't chalk this one up to fun with Scrabble tiles. Cause there's only one x in the game!

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Early: He's late to his own wedding.

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Trustin Chance: Yeah, he's probably the tenth child in the family. I don't think chance is so trustworthy.

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Quinn Windchaser: Say that aloud a few times.

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Skytus Cree: Yuck. Just... yuck.

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Redsky Grant: And his brother Starsky Hutch?

Justice Violet-Rose Marie - Wow, try saying that three times fast
Cajun-Rain Cashlynn - And her brothers Redneck and Hillbilly
Z”e Mikayla - Because apostrophies and hyphens are so 5 minutes ago, it's all about the quotations now
Jakeop Vincent - Wow, and I thought it was bad when I met a little boy named Jackob
Gryphon Alexander - Ugly spelling of good name paired with handsome traditional name
Mason X-xander - *cries*

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I like/would use*:
Rosemary
Misty - I used to have a horse named Misty :)
Elizabeth
Cora
Quinn - Only for a boy
Ann*
Victoria
Rose*
Nicole
Cathleen - Spelled Kathleen*
Karyn

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Ethan
Edward*
George
Sidney*
James*
Louis
Jordan
Reagan Matthew
Mateo - Spelled Matteo*
Vincent*
Brent
Alexander*
Cole
Quinn*
Lucas*
Jeffery
Grant

AS FN

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GIRLS
Morning Star
Rose [Briar Rose]
Azure
Michael
Anne
Rain
Talon
October

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BOYS
Rain
Berlin
October
Eden
Shiloh
Cheyenne

AS FN

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GIRLS
Morning Star
Rose [Briar Rose]
Azure
Michael
Anne
Rain
Talon
October

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BOYS
Rain
Berlin
October
Eden
Shiloh
Cheyenne

I would use:

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Morningstar
Azsure- Azure
Elisha- male
Falon
Zahir- male
Acacia
Rhyli- Riley
Bryleigh
Devyn
Talyn

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Rain- female
Blade
Troy
Wolf- either
October
Matthew
Koda- nn
Brydger
Wilfire- Wildfire
Lucius
Windchaser
Raider
Arden
Edan- Eden
Reed- either
Hunter- female