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BOYS
Aries Alexander -- I really like this because it took guts. I prefer Ares, but I'm fine with this.
Camaley Lawrence -- Like Camelot, but... not. =/
Hudson Harm -- I hate to say it, but I'm not sure I feel super comfortable associating with someone named Harm.
Jamie Lee -- Like Jamie Lynn, only not pregnant.
Blair Lee -- Blair Witch Project, anyone?
Quinn Junichi -- I hate Quinn, but Junichi is kind of cool, a have to admit.
Laken Chase -- Lake in chase, chase the Kraken, lake and chase, chase in the lake...
London Tanner -- The best leather superstore in the United Kingdom!
Zuriel Martin -- I love Zuriel, but Martin is so random with it.
Journey Issaiah -- Journey the band has some pretty awesome songs, but I think they're somewhat overrated. Isaiah is gorgeous.
DeHayven Stephon -- It's trying to rhyme, but magnificently failing.
Gates Ryan -- Bill Gate's less intelligent brother
Rueger Malone -- Reuben sandwich. Or a football player. Yeah, it really reminds me of someone from the NFL.

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GIRLS
Luke Loretta -- Loretta is so frilly, but Luke is so NOT lol! It's one of my favorite boys' names, pleasepleasePLEASE don't have it on a girl!
Malaisia Nyzhae -- If you're going to use a country as a name, at least spell it right. Here it looks like malaria. And how the heck would anybody go about pronouncing Nyzhae?
Jonney Caraline -- Wow. These parents were REAL grammar police, no? Johnny as a feminine full name, and spelled wrong nontheless! I love Caroline, but come on!
Meadow Rose -- I love Meadow, but Rose is a bit bland.
Modisty Navae' -- Eavan is a nice boys' name, but backwards and with an apostrophe it really doesn't work for anything. Modesty should at least be spelled right, though I hate virtue names.
Heaven Nevaeh -- These parents must have been under the impression that Nevaeh means "heaven sent" or whatever the "meaning" is supposed to be. Ugh.
April Hope -- Really cute. I don't like Hope at all, but it's ok.
Aidyn Ann -- Terrible, and the Ann is totall random, but it's not gag-riffic or anything.
Aniston Nicole -- It's bad, but could be way worse.
Devin Nichole -- Neither are my style, but Devin is a legitimate girls' name and there's nothing wrong with it. I wish there wasn't the CH in Nicole, though.
Aura Jahan -- What the heck is Jahan?
Chyler Maleigh Rumor -- Nothing like naming your child Rumor!
Dixie Lynn -- Terrible, but it could be way worse.
Dixie Rebecca -- Oh dear do I see a trend coming on?
Kenzynique Vera-Nishea -- I have nothing to say.
Finley Catherine -- Finlay is so masculine it's ridiculous. Oh well, at least it's not Matt or anything.
Braylyn Ray -- Bearable. Awful, but bearable.
Emmanuelle Arche -- Emmanuel is one of my favorite male names, and Archer is one of my GPs. That looks like Archie, which makes it totally masculine and spelled wrong in its entirety.
Evadney Salome -- Why not Evadne Salome? That is an extremely beautiful combo.
Harlow Kelly -- I prefer Kelly on a boy, but it's ok.
Jade Preity -- Pretty Jade.
Parc Iris -- Ew Park is... yeah. Iris is one of my favorites, though.
Sapphire Beautiful -- Sapphire is beautiful and courageous. Beautiful is ugly.