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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
I have missed these!Campbell Land: Where all those cute little elves make Alphabet Soup letters and put them in cans.Carrington Gray: So unbearably, insufferably poncey.Colt Pa: Ummmm, is there some sort of issue here regarding paternity?Raynen Rock: Help! The sky is falling!Roman Valor: Some who know a bit of Roman history might have called that "valor" brutality.Runner: 1: low-level drug-peddler. 2. An offshoot ona plant. 3: fancy thing to put down the middle of your table or your carpet.Willnodrick: Will Rick Nod? Will nod, Rick.America Luna: Somebody's airplane?Cameo Lou: Very artsy style of toilet.Carlyine Carmichael: I think they were trying for Victorian-England-mystery-novel, but that mangling of Caroline shows their true colors.Doris Isabelle: AKA Doorbell.Fayte Elizabeth: AKA Fat Elizabeth.London Rent: How bout Brooklyn Mortgage.Prisayiss Layla: AKA Prissy-Ass Layla.Robyn Love: Robyn is cute, but the combo is rather unromantic.Verity Primrose: The spoiled, ditzy daughter in the aforementioned mystery novel.Ivee: Ivy is cute. Ivee tends more toward IV needles.Amajine: Imagine a world where poor spellers are not allowed to breed.Jagger: I've seen this on both sexes, and I fail to see anything remotely appealing in it. It just sounds so ugly.Socrates: They called him the gadfly. Then they poisoned him.Heaven Ly: Turned down for work at the Lusty Kitty because there were already fifteen other girls with variants of that name.Melody Heaven: She sings so terribly that she didn't even make it onto the outtakes of American Idol.Raven Rhiannon: Died tragically by choking on her made-in-Taiwan geuine imitation onyx runestones.Beau Breeze: One part vodka, one part orange juice and two parts grenadine.Boone: Does he live in a shack in the hills brewing his own moonshine?Bronk Gentry: The gentry who blow their noses like trombones.Dusty Chase: How about Grimy Pursuit?Epic Lee: Isn't even mentioned in his yearbook.Montana Dakota: Parents have never been out west, never been on a ranch, and thinkk a remuda is a kind of sandwich spread.Ocktobre: Wy Johnny Kant Spel Nuffink.Simeon Creed: The creed by which all simian mammals live.Tab Wes: The missing part for his Xmas Erector set?Trapper Ray: Trapper John's ugly twin. The one that didn't get into medical school.
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