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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's 2 in 1
Perfecto Dante: The hottest party DJ around!Ryle: Rile him up and see how he tears the place apart.Skyles: So what is a skyle? Something sharp that you try not to fall onto.Remyngton: Couldn't get intot he Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace because of that sissy y.Darwin: In line for a Darwin Award.Stadyc Lee Dyce: Stically dice, the dice that won't roll.Azur Corde: Because Blue Ribbon was already taken by the family's prize-winning hog.Koh Bright Shell: Somebody paid $5000 for this rare seashell at an auction.Tighler: Excuse me, but a cross between a tiger and a lion is a liger or a tiglon.Cage: Good place to keep the lion-tiger cross.Wriley Wilson: Because like, everybody is named Riley.Champ Ian: He grinds his teeth: champ champ champ. And he's a loser.Ares: AKA Arse.Chosyn Ua Tau: The Ua Tau fraternity finally decided to accept him.Electra: She looooves her dad.Tanner Jean: I'll tan her jeans for her!Kale Marie: Calamari. With greens.Charli Johnnie Willa: Sounds like mom named her after all the boys she's loved before. At least it's Willa and not WIllie.Dklyn: I guess it's De Kay Lynn, but who's to know?Tommie Rae: Some hillbilly boy who got arrested for stealing chickens.Hylton Pyper: A very nasty Paris Hilton joke is right on the tip of my tongue.Wesleigh: Gag.Shyy: Not only shy but whinyy.Daemon: A demon.Honey Isabelle: Honey is a bell! Whoa, surreal, man.Innocent Barbara Marie: First arrest in fourth grade for bringing a flame thrower to school.Heaven Cabella: Heaven Kaballah, now that's tryndee!Trinity, Zion, Journey and Haven: Are they some of those FLDS kids taken away from the ranch?Asle James: Asshole James.Drakeley: So contrived.Castor Cleon Alexander: He was on Star Trek, right? Also, it's only a matter of time before somebody names their kid Ricin.Symphony Angelle: Can't carry a tune with handle.Yosemite Lisette: At least it isn't Yosemite Samantha.Beyonce: Blatant celebrity worship.Finley Grace: This is Hollywood-trendy-raised-by-nannies.Sera Elyzebeth Jewel: They really thought this was totally different from Sarah Elizabeth.Legacie Rayne: THe legacy of all this rain is the sinkhole in the front yard.Heavenly Destany: Doubtful.Phonevita Amanda: She's the new automated voice of Phonevita, where phone service comes alive.PrinceElle: Gender bending at its worst.Hope Fern Rose: Costs $37.50 for a half dozen, includes Pyrex vase.Juniper Lily: A really gross gin variety.Story-Raven: How about Ghost-Storie?Skipper Rose: Skipper is a name you might call your boat captain. Or your dog.
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