[Opinions] Re: Random BA's 2 in 1
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Timber Cole: The History of Fossil Fuels.
Crue Carl Kelly: Somebody's dentures are clacking unmercifully.
Rosevelt: I always thought Roosevelt was going to be one of the few presidential surnames not appropriated for first names. Not only has it been used, it's been mangled too.
Forest Tatanka: Not bad, but buffalo don't generally go into forests.
Booker Andrew: Uh-uh, no, can't do this! Bookers always must have the middle initial T. It's the law.
Vicanti Rajean: A lively new white wine from the Napa Valley!
Kismet Ember: There is surely some deep profound meaning here, but I am too tired to figure it out.
McCarthy: Drunken syphilitic starting a communist witch-hunt for fun and profit.
Tawni: Classic Strippers Revue.
Winter Noel: Born in mid-July.
Charisma: The dullest girl in school, interested only in being exactly like her four best friends.
Khylar: Do they make bullet-proof vests of her?
Aspen Gray: The color doesn't even make sense.
Trixie Rose: She won the Miss Dogpatch Collard Greens Festival two years running till she had to marry her cousin Luther.
Shadow Pretty Dancer: All I ask is that her last name is not Stankowski.
Aidan Jade: Last name is probably Wade.
Pearly: Won the title after Trixie Rose's disgrace.
Coddington: Oh my god this is so bad! Nobody wants to be called this!
December May: Mother is 17, father is 50. Go ahead, tell us everything you know.
Rustin Neil: Rusty nail.
Riggs Roger: Rigs Roger so he blows up.
Holden Gatsby: Wonder if the parents have actually read the Catcher in the Rye and the Great Gatsby: If they did I wonder at their choice of characters to name after.
Steely: A kleptomaniac witha sadistic streak.
Crue Carl Kelly: Somebody's dentures are clacking unmercifully.
Rosevelt: I always thought Roosevelt was going to be one of the few presidential surnames not appropriated for first names. Not only has it been used, it's been mangled too.
Forest Tatanka: Not bad, but buffalo don't generally go into forests.
Booker Andrew: Uh-uh, no, can't do this! Bookers always must have the middle initial T. It's the law.
Vicanti Rajean: A lively new white wine from the Napa Valley!
Kismet Ember: There is surely some deep profound meaning here, but I am too tired to figure it out.
McCarthy: Drunken syphilitic starting a communist witch-hunt for fun and profit.
Tawni: Classic Strippers Revue.
Winter Noel: Born in mid-July.
Charisma: The dullest girl in school, interested only in being exactly like her four best friends.
Khylar: Do they make bullet-proof vests of her?
Aspen Gray: The color doesn't even make sense.
Trixie Rose: She won the Miss Dogpatch Collard Greens Festival two years running till she had to marry her cousin Luther.
Shadow Pretty Dancer: All I ask is that her last name is not Stankowski.
Aidan Jade: Last name is probably Wade.
Pearly: Won the title after Trixie Rose's disgrace.
Coddington: Oh my god this is so bad! Nobody wants to be called this!
December May: Mother is 17, father is 50. Go ahead, tell us everything you know.
Rustin Neil: Rusty nail.
Riggs Roger: Rigs Roger so he blows up.
Holden Gatsby: Wonder if the parents have actually read the Catcher in the Rye and the Great Gatsby: If they did I wonder at their choice of characters to name after.
Steely: A kleptomaniac witha sadistic streak.