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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's 2 in 1
Timber Cole: The History of Fossil Fuels.Crue Carl Kelly: Somebody's dentures are clacking unmercifully.Rosevelt: I always thought Roosevelt was going to be one of the few presidential surnames not appropriated for first names. Not only has it been used, it's been mangled too.Forest Tatanka: Not bad, but buffalo don't generally go into forests.Booker Andrew: Uh-uh, no, can't do this! Bookers always must have the middle initial T. It's the law.Vicanti Rajean: A lively new white wine from the Napa Valley!Kismet Ember: There is surely some deep profound meaning here, but I am too tired to figure it out.McCarthy: Drunken syphilitic starting a communist witch-hunt for fun and profit.Tawni: Classic Strippers Revue.Winter Noel: Born in mid-July.Charisma: The dullest girl in school, interested only in being exactly like her four best friends.Khylar: Do they make bullet-proof vests of her?Aspen Gray: The color doesn't even make sense.Trixie Rose: She won the Miss Dogpatch Collard Greens Festival two years running till she had to marry her cousin Luther.Shadow Pretty Dancer: All I ask is that her last name is not Stankowski.Aidan Jade: Last name is probably Wade.Pearly: Won the title after Trixie Rose's disgrace.Coddington: Oh my god this is so bad! Nobody wants to be called this!December May: Mother is 17, father is 50. Go ahead, tell us everything you know.Rustin Neil: Rusty nail.Riggs Roger: Rigs Roger so he blows up.Holden Gatsby: Wonder if the parents have actually read the Catcher in the Rye and the Great Gatsby: If they did I wonder at their choice of characters to name after.Steely: A kleptomaniac witha sadistic streak.
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