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Sahara Aaliyah: She wins the prize for having the most a's in her name.

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Billo Jo Dionne: She wants to win a prize for most o's, but all she gets is being called Brillo.

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NHeveah: If you can't spell Heaven at all, don't try to spell it backwards.

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Ripley Rainn: Raindrops keep fallin on my head...

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Jagger Garland: Judy and Mick at Carnegie Hall, with tragic results.

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Saffron Rose: A lovely orange-red, the latest hot color.

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Charles Claire: At least she has a girls' name, unlike poor Ashton Thomas.

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Cokie Mae: Yeah, I know Cokie Roberts managed with her dumb name, but that doesn't make it right. What is she, a cocaine queen?

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Sequoia Hoonch Heouk: What's the matter, Sequoia, did you inhale a fly? Cause you're certainly making some gross noises.

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Bonnie Joy: This is cute, though a bit over the top.

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Halo: Becomes the bully of kindergarten.

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Emmanuel DeJesus: Again, carrying things a bit too far.

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Elvis Dylan: One died young after years of hard and fast living. The other looks as if he should have. Yuck. The parents probably weren't even born till 1985.

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Storm Ryder: Not Storm Chaser?