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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's 3 in 1 [Long]
Bradlie Rianne: They had Bradley Ryan all picked out, but never thought to consider they might have a girl. So they had to think fast.River Breeze: Named for a can of air-freshener they found at Big Lots.Ilynd: And they wonder why kids can't spell.Abby Peach: Random Fruit Names, exhibit 398.Nevada Rose: Is she a racehorse? A legal brothel? A stagecoach?Atticus Troy: They know nothing of ancient Greece.Athaniel: Will forever spend his life explaining that no, he isn't Nathaniel.Stacy Shannon: Sounds like they raided the Popular Names list for girls born in 1979.Scout Hardin Levi: Whoo-ee! Every perverted scoutmaster's fantasy.Cypress Jack: THe terror of the swamps!Turly Jewel: Makes me think of some silly Disney TV show called Truly Julie or something.Gaytona: Is this the alternative publication for Daytona Beach?June ELlen: Very pretty!Idea: She's real now, better get used to it.Wyatt: Why???Nature: Queen of packaged foods and plastic toys.Maroon: To abandon.Pear: Random Fruit Name Exhibit 411.Wedge Damion Exavier: Give hima wedgie, see if he can excavate it.Parker Buddy: Remember the My Buddy dolls from the eighties? What if Parker Brothers made them?Courtney Elon: That mn needs to go.Crew Porter: Set for work on the railroad?Napoleon Danger: At least it wasn't Napoleon Dynamite.Secret and Treasure: Do they have a brother called Booty?Beautiful Music: Oh please.Elvis: If you ain't male, and yo last name ain't Presley, you do not deserve this name.Jaiyde Diamond True: True-Leigh Tackii.Ariel Jasmine: Like Disney princesses much?Genesis Eden: Watch out for that snake!Transley Jade: Great name for a transvestite.Summers: She can make friends with Athaniel as they try to explain why letters were randomly added or knocked off their names.Serenity Angel: Another from those awful Pictures of Dead Babies sites?Silver Moon: They have country-line-dancing contests every Friday night.Leonidis Maximus: His fossils were found in Nebraska.Blitch: That's the worst one on here.Saoirse: Now the whole Irish population is laughing at them.
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