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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's 3 in1 [LONG]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
LOL at "Sterling Christopher Lee"...my, that Christopher Lee, he sure is a sterling fellow, isn't he? Or are they referencing the lovely sterling silver color of Chris Lee's hair?
And Zeppelin? Good god. At least it's the middle name, I guess, though if people ever find it out she'll be known as "Blimp" or "Blimpie" or something equally awful until the end of time. Hopefully she's on the skinny side, otherwise it'll be twice as bad.
Aroma and Tympani (will she be a percussionist, one wonders?) are particularly cringe-worthy as well.
LESBIA. What. LESBIA?! Just tack the "-n" on and get it over with, will you? It's inevitable. Poor girl will never get a boyfriend. Or girlfriend, if it turns out she actually is that way inclined. Of course she is a parent, so perhaps she somehow got lucky...probably by lying about her name.
Chin Cheng walla-walla bing bang?
Dimple - "Dim" for short. How lovely would that be?
Agh, and verb-noun names: yes, I'm off to Kindle Prosperity and Promise Joy! Be back later!
And Zeppelin? Good god. At least it's the middle name, I guess, though if people ever find it out she'll be known as "Blimp" or "Blimpie" or something equally awful until the end of time. Hopefully she's on the skinny side, otherwise it'll be twice as bad.
Aroma and Tympani (will she be a percussionist, one wonders?) are particularly cringe-worthy as well.
LESBIA. What. LESBIA?! Just tack the "-n" on and get it over with, will you? It's inevitable. Poor girl will never get a boyfriend. Or girlfriend, if it turns out she actually is that way inclined. Of course she is a parent, so perhaps she somehow got lucky...probably by lying about her name.
Chin Cheng walla-walla bing bang?
Dimple - "Dim" for short. How lovely would that be?
Agh, and verb-noun names: yes, I'm off to Kindle Prosperity and Promise Joy! Be back later!
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