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that settles it!

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The musical theme for Sabrina's BA's is hereby chosen, by your chairman, who is me. And it is of course "Tied to the Whipping Post" because, at the risk of repeating myself, Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying! Parody lyrics to follow some day if anybody is interested.

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Tess: Bad move.

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Navayden Robert Alixsander: Is that a masculinization of Nevaeh? It's definitely a butchering of Alexander. Thank goodness for Robert.

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Cape Cod: And his sister Fort Bragg and brother Coney Island.

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Trapper Kale: Kale is not an animal that needs to be trapped.

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Sweetheart Aaron: If he goes berserk with a rifle at his eighth grade graduation, we'll know why. And no jury in the world will find him guilty.

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Heart Michael: 1. I Heart Michael. 2. Intestines David.

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Jesse James: Here's my charming children Lizzie Bordyn and Ted Bundeigh.

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Panther: *rolls eyes*

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Almond: If her middle name is Joy, I seriously do not want to live. Bad enough she's a nut.

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Scarlet Raine: Ever seen the movie Carrie?

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Sunflower Aaron: Maybe she and Sweetheart and Sunshine can join forces.

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Peach Dear: "Marge, what kind of tea is this stuff?" "It's peach, dear."

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Baby Shawn: The mother is a 16-year-old with an IQ hovering around 50, and the only name she knows is her "boyfriend" who bought her all those nice plastic bracelets after she let him have his way with her, and his name is Shawn.

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Lulu: I can't imagine a person named this.

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A Mirikah: Homeland Security has a dossier on this bunch.

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Angel Love Jacqueline: Jackie could never understand why creepy Angela Davenport was always sticking lipstick-kissed notes into her locker.

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Solomon Obadiah: Parents' biggest disappointment is that their child cannot pee standing up without making a puddle.

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Starliene Sonota: SNot jokes! Snot jokes!

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Vista Avalon: Bought up by Yahoo and Cingular.

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Cinderella: Newest hire at the Lusty Kitty.

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Storyheart: A word name that doesn't even make sense.

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Pruple Rain: Little tiny effeminate guys dressed all in purple do not equal good names.

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Cape Cod! Tess for a boy? Jesse James... Sweetheart Aaron

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I delight in the following:

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Tess (feminine)
Silas
Lysander

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Rose
Almond (theoretically)
Lavender
Delphina (love/strongly prefer Delphine)
May
Lulu (as an occasional nickname)
Willow
Ophelia
Ellen
Lucille

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Ruby
Peregrine
Laurel
Phinneaus (prefer Phineas)
Moses

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Theodore
Sidney
Aurelius
Leon

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August (masculine)

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Antony (masculine)
Alice
Louise
Lotus

Yay! I've been waiting for one of these for quite some time! Although normally I wouldn't use very many of the names in your BAs, I like to look at them because they cause spark some pretty fun GPs. Glad you're back to supply them lol.

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BOYS:
James
Mordekai (prefer Mordecai)
Silas
Lysander
Meredien (Meridian, GP)
Panther (wouldn't use it, but it's cool)
Zion
Alexander
Rio
Phillip
Zephaniah (prefer Zephyrine, but whatever)
Nehemiah (kind of interesting, to be honest)
Kyle
Aurelius
Luke
Joan (girl)
August
Sunny (Sunniva, girl)
Rowan
Peregrine
Phineas
Ryan
Rage (it's cool. Totally unusable, but still cool)
Bravery

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GIRLS:
Oktobyr (October is cute)
Ginger
Antony (Antonia)
Alaska
Luna
Socorro (I hate how it means "help" in Spanish, though)
Susan
Louise
Indigo
Lotus (definately growing on me. I'm really loving it)
Sarai
Adrian
Elektra
Wynter (Winter)
Keiren (Kiera)
Irie (Iris. Irie is like Lake Erie)
Isis (unfortunately stripperish)

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BOYS
Navayden Robert Alixsander -like a mix between Neveah and Jayden? Eww
Cape Cod -you're kidding, right?
Trapper Kale -brother of Hunter and Fisher
Sweetheart Aaron -lol
Heart Michael -Heart on a boy?
Jesse James -I actually knew a boy with this name once
Panther -good...for a cat

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GIRLS
Aaidyn Rose -tryndee at its worst
Almond -just no
Scarlet Raine -cool but phrasey
Sunshine Aaron -hippies
Kayden Leigh -bad enough on a boy
Sunflower Aaron -go hang out with Sunshine. You two have a lot in common
Peach Dear -Peach and Dear are affectionate nicknames
Baby Shawn -what the?
Storm Elizabeth -I like Storm for a boy
Cinderella -no one will ever take her seriously
Genesis Eden -too bible-y
Hayden Makenzie -GP (for a boy)
Storyheart -sounds like a Care Bear that likes to read
Purple Rain -give me a break
Stormey Rae -total GP
Ophelia Ellen-Lucille -pretty
Bentley Paige -ugly
Beauty Michelle -anything but
Treazure-Belle Rose Donelle -learn-to spell

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SIBLINGS/TWINS
Peregrine, Raven, Fox & Crane [unknown genders]-guess which one doesn't belong?

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I like:

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Joshua
Rian
Richard
Robert
Joseph
Gabriel
Anakin James, is just cool
Silas
Michael
James, I am starting to like alot

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Rose
Olivia
Julian
Grace
Avalon
May
Michelle
Love
Jacqueline
Elizabeth
Marie
Greer
Elyse
Willow
Leigh
Ophelia

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Ava
Danielle
Ryan, on a boy
Avery, on a boy
Aaron
Moses

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John
Theodore
Jonathan
Zion
Thomas
Anton
Alexander
Phillip
Leon
Henderson (GP)
Tate

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Ruth
Isis
Quincey, prefer Quincy

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Samuel
Luke
Peter
Mason

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Luna
Alice
Susan Louise
Sarai

I like/love*:

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BOYS
Christopher
Orestes (GP)
Gabriel
Silas*
Heart (spelled Hart*)
Lysander

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GIRLS
Rose
Olivia
Natasha
Marie
Julian (BOY ONLY)
Justine
Kaia Lavender* (Would have prefered Kaja)
May
Jacqueline
Willow
Ophelia*

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BOYS
Theodore
Jonathan
Harper*
Alexander*
Phillip
Sidney*
Aurelius

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GIRLS
Elizabeth*
Wynter (spelled Winter ONLY)
Shyloe (spelled Shiloh ONLY)
Isis* Noel

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BOYS
Derek
August*

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GIRLS
Luna*
Louise
Lotus (GP)
Berlin (GP)

I'd Use

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BOYS
Phoenix
Ocean
Atreyu
London
Anakin
Michael
Rain
Arizona
Sky
Avalon
Sailor
Solomon
Eden
Haven
Story
Paisley
Elliott
Fox
Briar
Sage
Avery
Jordan
River
Memphis
Harper
Rio
Sidney
Aurelius
Shiloh
Alaska
Indigo
Star
Truth

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GIRLS
Phoenix
Scarlet
Michael
Paris
Tuesday
Star
Story
Willow
Storm
Belle
Treasure
Rain
Peregrine - maybe
Christian
James
Faith
Briar
Jordan
River
Rio
Hope
Winter
Elisabeth
California - maybe
Shiloh
Meadow
Grace
Legend
August
October
Marie
Hawthorne
Joy
Hunter
Alice
Indigo
Lotus
Rose
Heaven
London
Bravery
Praise
Glory

Why cant people just pick normal names for their kids. why o why o why!