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Help[Opinions] Re: Emma and Emily
in reply to a message by Lily8
I have never liked either Emma or Emily and I never will. Your description of Emma made me laugh because it's just about spot-on with how I picture it. I know an Emma who's about my age, she is obese and dull-witted and has a huge Lemmy (guy fromt he metal band Motorhead, look him up and see his face) type mole on her face. Ugh.
I also know a couple of younger Emmas, one's about ten and is an adopted Chinese. I believe her middle name is Chinese but I don't remember it, if I ever knew it. Another Emma is about three? Her name is Emma Marie, which sounds like a terrible mumble. Even more so because her last name is also an m name.
I picture Emily as being this super-smart but miserable teenage girl who thinks she's superior to other people just because she reads Jane Austen and yes, Emily Dickinson for fun. I have known Emilys in their old age, middle age, my age and small girls.. I can't really think of any of there middle names though I do believe one was an Emily Ann.
Emma and Emily, they are charter members of the KKK: Kookie Kutter Kidz. You know, Mom has an account at Gymboree (very expensive, trendy kids' boutique) they have piano lessons and soccer lessons and dance lessons and their parents are worn to a frazzle driving them here there and everywhere... You get the picture.
I also know a couple of younger Emmas, one's about ten and is an adopted Chinese. I believe her middle name is Chinese but I don't remember it, if I ever knew it. Another Emma is about three? Her name is Emma Marie, which sounds like a terrible mumble. Even more so because her last name is also an m name.
I picture Emily as being this super-smart but miserable teenage girl who thinks she's superior to other people just because she reads Jane Austen and yes, Emily Dickinson for fun. I have known Emilys in their old age, middle age, my age and small girls.. I can't really think of any of there middle names though I do believe one was an Emily Ann.
Emma and Emily, they are charter members of the KKK: Kookie Kutter Kidz. You know, Mom has an account at Gymboree (very expensive, trendy kids' boutique) they have piano lessons and soccer lessons and dance lessons and their parents are worn to a frazzle driving them here there and everywhere... You get the picture.
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