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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
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Osiris A. -- Well, if this was on a boy, I could understand it, but it's like my roomie wanting to name her boy Artemis.Avery Reynolds -- Of COURSE we didn't want a boy. It's all in your head.Santa Charlotte Elizabeth -- I don't care if there is a Saint Charlotte Elizabeth somewhere; this is going to be Santa Claus until she dies.Honor S.
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Honor Isabel -- collectively, these are just annoyingThomasina Margaret Choella -- one of the most awkward and bulky names I've seen in a long time.Nixon Jeannine -- bad enough namesake for a boyClementine Maple -- sounds like a fall-themed scented candle.Poppy Islay -- Poppy Is Late. By Two Weeks. Labor Hurt.Wren Otterley -- Stuck in the 60sLettice Mimi Hespa -- gosh, where to start? The vegetable, the trashy stripper nickname, or the grossly archaic third name that sounds like a prescription drug?Divinety G. -- Apparently there wasn't enough divine intervention when it came to spelling.Skye Lily -- No! It's a WATER lily. I understand that both are blue, but it's really in the pond!Coco Rose -- there's a cereal here called Coco Roos.BOYS
Sebastian Were -- Sebastian were gwine to come a bit lyter, but we jis' couldn't wite to git pregnint!Finn Vyvyan-Robinson -- this could have worked, oh, 500 years ago.Lancelot Coleridge -- Camelot meets Corporate.Sidney Marmaduke John -- and politics meet comics.Jaffar -- He'll never be able to sit through Aladdin.Mungo Louis Felix -- Out of all three, you had to put the sucky one first. Nice going.Acer William -- Ace 'er? I barely know 'er!Ruairi Mason Carew -- Excuse me?Havana Rex -- a curly-haired cat from the Caribbean.
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ROFL!Skye Lily -- No! It's a WATER lily. I understand that both are blue, but it's really in the pond!I'll still be laughing about that a week from now.
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