I like Parker. Mostly I prefer it for a girl but I think it's okay for a boy. Your comment is a little strange/funny but Parker does seem to be a name, or at least the type of name that would attract a lot of criticism on this board.
You'll kick us out of the park....er? Because you posted this, I feel like you want or at least expect us to 'diss' your name. Do you want opinions or something?