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Memphis Cage: Do they hold cage matches there?
JerBruce KeNoesph-Anthony: What in the world was going on here?
Gennix Luvell: Gen X?
Leviathan Constatine: So he’s huge?
Tatum O'Neil: Oh, that’s sweet? What’s Tatum O’Neil really known for besides her famous father,a few movies, and a huge drug habit?
Dessimber Jane: December got dismembered.
SkyeLynn July: Skyelynn Julylynne.
Gloria Jean: This is really cute, I wish it didn’t have the coffee angle.
Presley Bliss: Bliss for Presley was a giant banana split and a couple deep-fried fluffernutters.
Harper Colleen: Like Harper Collins, the publishers?
Kale Fishyr: You don’t fish for kale.
Tamber Dianna: Don’t tamper with tamber!
Myler Jo: Mylar! The shiny silvery stuff they make balloons with!
Destend Dannelle: East End Boys and Destend Girls.
CuraMae LeeAnn: Cure her of what?
Brody Jean: Hss she reached her prime?
Azariah Jazz: Azzie Jazzie.
Ziggy Leif Walter Clark: Thank goodness he has those other three names to use instead of Ziggy.
Cisco Charles: Does he have a brother named Pancho?
Hutch W.: AKA “Dish Closet.”
Peaches: Lame name for a cat. Trashy name for a woman.
Vuitton Milan: Look, people who can actually afford Vuitton do not name their kids after it. It carries too much BAGGAGE!
Jernie Jermya: Germy.
Sailor Pearl: Do pirates wear these?