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Frankly R.: Frankly, I don’t give a damn.
Chevelle: Girly, and car-ish.
Loxton: And Bagelton. And Kreemcheezlynn.
Euniqe: Eunited Ayrlynes.
Alberty: Almost Albert but not quite, very Alberty.
Dutcha G.: This is gross. Dutch is bad enough.
Sandi: Always thought this was very cute.
Gorgee: A sickly-cutesy way of saying Goregous?
Goosie A.: Who thiks goosie is a nice way to be? It means silly, stupid, ccatterbrained! Not to mention she’ll get goosed everywhere she goes.
Nickel: People are allergic to her. She and Dime annoy people.
Daily: I’m just waiting for some poor kid to be named Monthly.
Dine: Eat. Drink.
Bret Michael: Oh God, now I have Brett Michaels’ the pathetic has-been boy-whore of Poison fame and Rock of Love ill-fame in my mind.
Cutter: This is so dumb it doesn’t even deserve to be commented on.
Hemi-Tane Brighton: Obscure engine part?
Pip: Okay if you like sounding like a hiccup.
Chase Ponyboy (Brother: Alec Sodapop: If a person thinks Ponyboy and Sodapop make good names, then they are no better than the people in the Outsiders.
Baobab: I know it’s an actual word, a kind of tree, but it seems like random baby-talk sounds.