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This is my daughter, Allegiance.
You Say: Aww! How cute!
You Think: It is, kind of. I pledge Allegiance to the flag...

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This is my daughter, Believe.
You Say: What a nice name!
You Think: Yeah, not so much. What if she's a rebel?

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This is my son, Breeze.
You Say: Windy out there today?
You Think: More feminine, imo.

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This is my daughter, Copper.
You Say: Aww, how cute!
You Think: And her sister, Penny. Male name all the way.

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This is my daughter, Eagle.
You Say: Nice.
You Think: Of all the birds. Why not Wren or Robin?

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This is my daughter, Earth.
You Say: How nice!
You Think: If she gets a little overweight, we'll have some problems. Along with her sister, Mercury.

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This is my daughter, Essence.
You Say: How cute.
You Think: I like it.

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This is my daughter, Hawk.
You Say: Have good eyes?
You Think: Eagle had a twin sister.

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This is my daughter, Island.
You Say: How cute.
You Think: What's next? Peninsula?

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This is my daughter, Life.
You Say: Cute.
You Think: She's a kid, not a board game.

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This is my son, Midnight.
You Say: Cute.
You Think: On a cat. Or a female.

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This is my daughter, North.
You Say: Adorable.
You Think: With her brother South, and the twins East and West.

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This is my son, Odyssey.
You Say: How cool!
You Think: I actually kind of like it. Huh.

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This is my daughter, Quest.
You Say: Cute.
You Think: Masculine. Ugly, and masculine.

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This is my daughter, Seychelles.
You Say: Repeat that?
You Think: NMSAA.

This is my daughter, Allegiance.
You Say: Hello, Allegiance. Do you have a nickname?
You Think: With the nn Ally, I actually find it charming....

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This is my daughter, Believe.
You Say: Nice to meet you, Believe.
You Think: Not so fond of that.

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This is my son, Breeze.
You Say: Hello, Breeze.
You Think: I hope they didn't see me flinch.

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This is my daughter, Copper.
You Say: Hi, Copper.
You Think: I'd prefer it on a boy, but it's not bad.

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This is my daughter, Eagle.
You Say: It's nice to meet you, Eagle.
You Think: Oh. I... I... oh. Oh no.

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This is my daughter, Earth.
You Say: Hello, Earth.
You Think: I could maybe stand this as a middle name.

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This is my daughter, Essence.
You Say: Hi, Essence.
You Think: Essie, maybe? That would be kind of cute.

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This is my daughter, Hawk.
You Say: Hello, Hawk.
You Think: That sounds so masculine....

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This is my daughter, Island.
You Say: Nice to meet you, Island.
You Think: Isla would be much prettier.

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This is my daughter, Life.
You Say: Hello, Life.
You Think: Awful name.

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This is my son, Midnight.
You Say: Hello, Midnight.
You Think: GP. Not sure how I feel about actually seeing it on a kid.

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This is my daughter, North.
You Say: It's nice to meet you, North.
You Think: Sounds too masculine to me. I would like it on a boy, though.

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This is my son, Odyssey.
You Say: Hi, Odyssey.
You Think: GP but I hadn't thought of it for a boy.

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This is my daughter, Quest.
You Say: Hello, Quest.
You Think: I don't like this one much.

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This is my daughter, Seychelles.
You Say: Hi there.
You Think: If I heard that right, I like it, but I don't want to risk saying it.

I know you probably love most of these names and I don't mean any offense by my comments. =)

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This is my daughter, Allegiance.
You Say: How nice. Allie for short?
You Think: "Allegiance is my middle name! I mean my first..."

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This is my daughter, Believe.
You Say: Yes, I believe you.
You Think: Is she trying a Jedi mind trick on me? "You do not need to see her birth certificate"

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This is my son, Breeze.
You Say: That's a lovely name!
You Think: Lucky kid, some days people will be saying how cool he is and other days, how hot he is. He'll be popular, everyone will 'sea' Breeze. (And onto the next name for more lame jokes)

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This is my daughter, Copper.
You Say: Oh, I love that name!
You Think: And I do, a lot; I couldn't imagine having to speak to the police though, especially if your last name was Pigg...

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This is my daughter, Eagle.
You Say: That's cute!
You Think: If I threw her out the window...?

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This is my daughter, Earth.
You Say: As in the planet?
You Think: I bet she has worms. (My jokes are getting worse, I know)

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This is my daughter, Essence.
You Say: I named a bike that once *awkward silence*
You Think: 'I named a bike that once', it won't be awkward saying that surely.

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This is my daughter, Hawk.
You Say: Did I hear that right- Hawk?
You Think: Skating fan or M*A*S*H fan?

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This is my daughter, Island.
You Say: That's a great name!
You Think: Isle...Landy...I...Lanny...Isley...Deedee *walks away* ...Lan...Andy...Lan-lan...

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This is my daughter, Life.
You Say: Wow, haven't heard that before.
You Think: Just because you appreciate something doesn't mean you have to name your child after it. I mean I appreciate that dung beetles are useful for the environment but I'm not going to name my child Dung-Beetle.

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This is my son, Midnight.
You Say: What a great name!
You Think: Oh is that going to be fun when he hits High School! His poor gf.

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This is my daughter, North.
You Say: Can you remind me what your last name is again.
You Think: Compass? Pole? Ern-Lights? West?

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This is my daughter, Allegiance.
You Say: Hello, Allegiance.
You Think: I pledge Allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America...

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This is my daughter, Believe.
You Say: Hello, Believe.
You Think: Anything's possible if you truly believe!

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This is my son, Breeze.
You Say: Hello, Breeze.
You Think: I prefer it for a girl, but it's not that bad.

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This is my daughter, Copper.
You Say: hello, Copper.
You Think: And brother, Iron?

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This is my daughter, Eagle.
You Say: Hello, Eagle.
You Think: Wren, okay. Robin, okay. Even Kestrel, okay. But Eagle?

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This is my daughter, Earth.
You Say: Hello, Earth.
You Think: Why not call her Gaia or Terra? I desperately hope she's not overweight or there could be some terrible consequences...

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This is my daughter, Essence.
You Say: Hello, Essence.
You Think: Cheesy, cheesy, cheesy, omigod cheesy.

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This is my daughter, Hawk.
You Say: Hello, Hawk.
You Think: Eagle has a sister.

This is my daughter, Island.
You Say: Hello, Island.
You Think: Why? Why?

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This is my daughter, Life.
You Say: Hello, Life.
You Think: This name makes me laugh.

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This is my son, Midnight.
You Say: Hello, Midnight.
You Think: Better suited for a book title or black cat.

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This is my daughter, North.
You Say: Hello, North.
You Think: And sister East, and brothers South and West.

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This is my son, Odyssey.
You Say: Hello, Odyssey.
You Think: It's not that bad.

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This is my daughter, Quest.
You Say: Hello, Quest.
You Think: of the Qwest phone company.

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This is my daughter, Seychelles.
You Say: Hello, Seychelles.
You Think: Isn't this a country or something?