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Dikie Icesis Ching Cheng: WTF?! Dikie? Is that like Dickie, or like dyke-y? Icesis is a misspelling ofa girs’ name. Ching Cheng reminds me of Rosie O’Donnell getting in trouble for using Ching Chong Indie Cachiguango-Sundsten: What a bizarre mixture here.
Karresse Shy'Quan: Now Karresse is not only girly, but porn-tastic as well.
King Edward: Which one? Maybe Edward the Karresser.
Arena Faithz: Aka Mega Church.
Realiti Faye: Hardly.
Cookie Irene: Good thing she’s got Irene to use. Cookie is a good name for a dog.
Crystal Jade: Cheesy pseudo-Chinese knickknacks.
Dakota Dawn: Like Delta Dawn?
Fornie Pearl: Too bad it isn’t Fornie Kate.
Gladrielle Arabella: The Lord of the Glad Bags.
Lyric Noel: Jingle bells, jingle bells... There’s some Noel lyrics for you.
Ahnesty Love: I ahnestly love you, as Olivia Newton John almost sang.
Brody Red Sox: At least they weren’t Devil Rays fans.
Lake Forrest: There is a school district near here called Lake Forest.
Fuscia: And watch the various misspellings of that name cause problems.
Love Treasure: Reminds me of those silly euphemisms they use in “romance” novels. The ones that are really just porn for women who say they hate porn.
Luv'Li: A name for somebody in the real porn novel.
Oktober Berlyn Clotilde: Conceived after too much beer and schnitzel at Oktoberfest.
Rythymm: *headdesk*
Atticus Jackson: Nicknamed Ackie Jackie.
Bright C. Not.
Chosen Dinari: Chosen money?
Dezel Wynter: Something to put in your engine so it won’t freeze.
Noxon Ty: Noxzema plus Tylenol.
Coco Sakura: That lovely nutty chocolate taste.
Penelope Bean: Makes very good baked beans, especially if you add plenty of bacon and onions.
Scarlett Ruby Rose: All right! We know you like red!
Saint Ronald and Savior Mikelle [boys] We’ll probably see them on America’s Most Wanted.