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Sorry this round has taken so long for me to get it up; I’ve had no time this week. Enjoy it anyway!

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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (50)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (49)

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DS: January Nitram (24) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim “Febs” (24) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (24) {Ninor}
-DW: Tegan Summer (21)
DS: August Leumas (24) {Emilie}
-DW: Rose Anastasia (22)
DS: September Semaj “Temby” (24) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (24) {Veronica}
-DW: Rose Petal (24)
DS: November Selrahc “Nove” (24) {christinaxo}
-DW: Elizabeth Willow (24)
--DD: Ahh, turn it off, turn it off Jane (3) {Lady_Skywalker}
--DS: Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh William (3) {Atheistia}
--DD: Dagnabit Filler (3) {Stephanie}
--DD: Can-I-Have-A-Banana Rose (3) {gabriellagrace}
DS: Jalember Samoht “Jay” (24) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (24) {gabriellagrace}
-DH: Luca Alexander Field (27)
DD: May Sixela (24) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (24) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (24) {Stephanie}
-DH: Jack Urban Clump-Squirrel-Sidebottom (25)
DD: December Ylil “Deccy” (24) {Davidica}
-DH: Ryan Dusty Dawson (28)
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DD: Diklah To-Kill-A-Mockingbird “Lah-lah” (21) {rachel e}
DS: Ithai Oliver-Twist (21) {SwtNikki87}
-DW: Jacinta Chloe “Jac” (22)
--DS: Don't-Worry-Be-Happy James Howlett (3) {molly}
--DS: Your-Slogan-Here James-Logan (3) {Davidica}
--DS: I reject your reality and substitute my own Peter Parker (3) {Lady_Skywalker}
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DS: Meshach Star-Wars “Meesh” (21) {Lady_Skywalker}
DS: Caiaphas Matrix “Cai” (21) {Atheistia/ Ninor}
-DW: Anne Regan (20)
DS: Nogah Jane-Eyre “Nog” (21) {Nyx}
DS: Merari Titanic (21) {Rachel Dianne}
-Dfiance: Shiloh Tamara (18)

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DD: Miss Luke (17) {Atheistia}
DD: Female-Half-Of-The-World-Champion-Paris-Figure-Skating-Team Prudence “Champ” (17) {molly}
DD: Dungeon Mistress Fluffy “Missy” (17) {molly}
DD: Petty-Officer Magnanimous “Pet” (17) {Genevieve}
DD: Queen Banana Cream “Queeny” (17) {rachel e}
DS: Earl Junkie (17) {gabriellagrace}
DS: Captain Jack-Sparrow (17) {SwtNikki87}
DS: Archdeacon Chili Con Carne “Archie” (17) {Roey}

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DD: KnockKnock Grubs “Knocka” (11) {Davidica}
DD: Whos-There George Bush (11) {Ninor}
DD: U-8 Placenta (11) {Veronica}
DD: U-8-Who Cervelle De Veau “U-U” (11) {Veronica}
DD: Lionel-Get-You-Nowhere-You-Better-Tell-The-Truth Inedible-Underwear “Linny” (11) {molly}
DS: Ho-ho-Hee-hee-Ha-haaa Asparagus "Ho-Ho" (11) {Nyx}

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DS: Www.youtube.com/watch Resilience “Tube” (9) {Ninor}
DS: Www.rohai.com Sencere "Rohai" (9) {Roey}
DS: Www.phrasebase.com Valor “Phraseby” (9) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: Www.helium.com Clemency “Liam” (9) {Atheistia}
DD: Www.amazon.com/Molly-Elisabeth-Shue Bookishness “Molly” (9) {molly}
DD: Www.racheleschmiege.com Imagine “Rachel” (9) {rachel e}
DD: Www.myspace.com/bubblewrapped_heart Purity “Bubblewrap” (9) {gabriellagrace}

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DS: Rover Anakin “Rove” (4) {Ninor}
DS: Subaru Jacen (4) {Stephanie}
DS: Lincoln Jedi "Link" (4) {rachel e}
DS: Jaguar Skywalker “Jag” (4) {Ninor}
DS: Hyundai Raymus “Dai” (4) {Stephanie}
DS: Chrysler Lando (4) {Lady_Skywalker}
DS: Aston-Martin Sith (4) {Roey}
DS: Chevrolet Artoo-Detoo “Chevvy” (4) {Helena}
DS: Dodge Obi Wan (4) {rachel e}
DD: Mazda Padme (4) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: Porsche Lightsaber (4) {molly}
DD: Cadillac Captain Juno Eclipse "Cadi" (4) {Atheistia}
DD: Infiniti San Hill “Indi”(4) {Rachel Dianne}
DD: Beemdoubleyou Force "BMW" (4) {Roey}
DD: Isuzu Tatooine (4) {molly}

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DS: Eighteen-Twelve Can-I-Flirt-With-You “Teenie” (3) {Ninor}
DS: ElevenNinetyTwoAD May a thorn sit down amongst the roses (3) “El” {Davidica}
DS: Five-B.C. Okay-so-I-came-over-here-to-ask-you-to-dance-but-I'm-kind-of concerned-I-mean-we-could-hit-it-off-really-well-end-up-having-a-few drinks-next-thing-you-know-you're-giving-me-your-number-because-I'm too-shy-to-ask-for-it-I-finally-get-up-the-nerve-to-call-and-we-take in-a-movie-have-some-dinner-I-relax-you-relax-we-go-out-a-few-more times-get-to-know-each-other's-friends-spend-a-lot-of-time-together, then-finally-have-get-past-this-sexual-tension-and-really-develop-this intense-sex-life-that-is-truly-incredible-decide-our-relationship-is solid-and-stable-so-we-move-in-together-for-a-while-then-a-few months-later-get-married-I-get-a-promotion-you-get-a-promotion-we buy-a-bigger-house-You-really-want-kids-but-I-really-want-freedom, but-we-have-a-kid-anyway-only-to-find-that-I-am-resentful-the-sparks start-to-fade-and-to-rekindle-them-we-have-two-more-lovely-kids-but now-I-work-too-much-to-keep-up-with-the-bills-have-no-time-for-you, you're-stressed-and-stop-taking-really-good-care-of-yourself-so-to get-past-our-slow-sex-life-and-my-declining-self-confidence-I-turn-to an-outside-affair-for-sexual-gratification-You-find-out-because-I'm careless-and-a-lousy-liar-you-throw-me-out-and-we have-to-explain-to-the-kids-why-mommy-and-daddy-are-splitting-up That's-just-too-sad-Think-about-the-children-For-God's-sake-if-you dance-with-me-and-we-hit-it-off-let's-just-keep-it-sexual-because-we both-know-where-it's-going (3) {Roey}
DD: Eighteen-Eighty-Nine If-I-told-you-that-you-had-a-beautiful-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me “89” (3) {Veronica}
DD: Sixteen oh three I lost my phone number, can I have yours (3) {Stephanie}

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Three years have passed and yes, it’s getting very difficult to keep up with the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps especially considering ten of their children are now married or engaged!! March, October, April, July and Cai have tied the knot in the last 3 years and Merari is now engaged. You now have a moment to feel sorry for July who fell in love with Jack and is no longer a Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump but a Clump-Squirrel-Sidebottom. Moment over.

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If you think that Riley and Taylor have completed their family and will no longer have children, think again and if you come to the same conclusion try one more time and if you still think that then YOU’RE WRONG! They just happen to be taking a break.

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But you’re not getting off that easily because both Deccy and Ryan and Ithai and Jac have added to their families recently. Deccy and Ryan have had seven children. They want their first names to be berries, either real names of berries or ones that have been made up by you or someone else. The children’s MNs are to be common dog names. This might help http://girldujour.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/elephant-poo.jpg Oops, I mean this: http://www.petplace.com/dogs/top-names-for-dogs/page1.aspx

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As for Ithai and Jacinta, they have had quads that join their three boys. Aww. They want the babies’ FNs to be words or phrases that a pirate says and their MNs to be what Neil Armstrong should have said when he stepped onto the moon (or stepped onto some dirt in a studio for all you conspiracy theorists out there).

This message was edited 10/10/2009, 5:30 PM