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I'm not really sure why you filled in one. I suppose I'm still supposed to do it?
& No offense intended anywhere. I hope it's not too harsh.

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Hi, this is my daughter Tisiphone Antoinette Sophronia Terpsichore, and we always call her by her full name.
You say: Oh, um. Hi there.
You think: You're insane.

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Hi! This is my son Vercingetorix.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: What?

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Hi, this is Nevaeh, our daughter. We learned it means 'heaven sent' and we love this unique, gourgeous name.
You say: Hello, Nevaeh.
You think: But it has such a horrible sound! I would prefer Heaven, by far.

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Hi, this is my son, Toirdhealbhach.
You say: Hi there.
You think: Just... what?

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Hi, this is my daughter, Madison Addison, and my son Jayden Brayden.
You say: Hi, Madison. Hi, Jayden.
You think: Are you serious? Madison and Jayden I could deal with, though not particularly like, but what is with those rhyming middle names?

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Hi! This is my son Joei.
You say: Nice to meet you, Joei.
You think: Like, Joey? Why not Joey?

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Hi, this is my son Fido. He was named after our dog.
You say: Oh? That's a different way of naming your child.
You think: Seriously? You cannot be serious. No.

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This is my daughter Rainy-Day.
You say: Hi, Rainy-Day.
You think: You know, most people don't like rainy days. Why not Rain Day or Raina Day?

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Hi, this is my son Miekyll.
You say: Nice to meet you, Miekyll.
You think: Like Michael? Why not Michael? How terrible.

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This is my daughter Lashonda.
You say: Hi, Lashonda.
You think: Well, at least I can pronounce it.

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This are my sons Quetzalcoatl and Xochipilli, and my daughter Xochiquetzal.
You say: Hi!
You think: Can you say that again? Into tape recorder, maybe? Then write it down? And add a pronunciation?

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This is my son Micheal-Cornelius. We couldn't decide on a name, so we named him two names!
You say: Hey there, Michael-Cornelius.
You think: Not bad, but a bit of a mouthful. I bet he has his friends call him Michael or Mike anyway.