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Samantha Lucille: Interesting combination.
Bliss Celine: Makes me think of lip balm. Or Listerine.
Laci Syrena: Syrena is a tacky spelling of a nice name, and Laci is a sickly-cute spelling of a name that is verging on too-cute. Together they're like some kind of waxy, pink-frosted creme-filled snack cake with hard little sprinkles on top.
Margot Diane: Very elegant.
Peyton Tler: What in the world is Tler supposed to be? Taylor? Tyler?
Remidy Dawn: Remedy Dawn. Quick, remedy her fast before she throws up again.

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Eowyn Grace: Eowyn sounds like a horse whinnying.
Josie Mae: Josie Mae, has you fed them dern chickens yet?
Valerie Faye: Very nice.
Maia June: Torn between May and June.
Morgane: And her brother Rogaine.
Aubree Iyre: Bad Scrabble hand.
Eilish Rose: My Wild Eilish Rose.
Hazel Rose: A very strange color indeed.
Yaya Alani: Sounds like a huge, noisy yawn.
Jack Richard Ryan: Reminds me of Jack Ryan in the Tom Clancy books.
Jaxon Rusty: Rusty car parts.
Lyndon John: Well, what's stopping them? Go ahead, add son to the John!
Porter: And his brothers Bellhop and Elevator Operator.
Jase Mason: Jase Mase.