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Meet my Daughter Elowen.
You say: Interesting name.
You Think: your trying too hard, she's just gonna be Ellie like every third girl in her class.

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This is my son Archer.
You say/think: I really like the name Archer, do you find it's getting very popular?

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...and the these are our twins Thomas and
Thea.
You say: are they family names?
You Think: I hate when twins have the same initials.

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These are my daughters, Freya, Siri, Eira and Brynja.
You say: Interesting names.
You think: I really like Freya.

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I'd like you to meet my sons, Magnus and Cornelius, we call them Gus and Nelius.
You say: Hi
You Think: Cornelius! Cornelius! Who the F**k names their kid Cornelius! and then you make it worse by calling him Nelius!

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This is my son Jory.
You say/think: Is that short for Jordan?

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These are my sons, Alastar, Ronan, Liam and Finley.
You say/think: Cool names, Let me guess you're Irish

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These are my sons, Hollis and Quinn and my daughters, Darcy and Shelby.
You say: Nice to meet you
You think: ugh.. Darcy and Shelby. There should be laws!

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These are my children, Albert, Helena, Eleanor and Hester, we usually call the Alby, Hela, Lenore and Esti.
You say: What lovely names.
You think: why the hell would you call them such awful nicknames.

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These are my boys, London, Dallas and Dakota and my baby girl India.
You say: Hi
You think: if you can find any of these places on an unmarked map I give you a 5 bucks.