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I would rather just treat Zoe and Kenneth with special respect/remember them in my will/buy them nice headstones/plant trees in their memory than name my kid an electronics brand and try to pass it off as honoring.
Seriously, the first thing that springs to mind is our old TV. Like he ought to have a sister named Sony and a brother named Magnavox.

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