I foresee every teacher the kid ever had going down the attendance list on the first day.
“Henry?”
“Here!”
“Maura?”
“Here!”
“Vincent?”
“Here!”
*pause*
“Law...Low... uh...”
*pause*
“That’s probably me... Laodicea”
“Laudica?”
“Laodicea”
“Ladeeka?”
“Laodicea.”
“Do you have a nickname?”