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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BAs
in reply to a message by Rachel Shaina
Girls:
Willow Carlene -Carlene isn't my style, but this name is fine.
Diamond Kole -A geologist trying to name a child, but mostly failing.
Luna Ray -No, Solvieg Ray. Luna only has rays from the sun.
Kimber Jo -Because Kimberly Joanna was already taken and we hate finishing what we start.
Ridgley Hannah -And here I thought Ridgley was name only used in soap operas and harlequins.
Khalessi Storm -When you're not sure if your love for Game of Thrones or X-Men is stronger.
Harlow Reign "Horror Reign" came to mind immediately so...
Kyler Moon -Okay, but what's her name when she's not doing porn?
HazelGrace LaDonna -Hazel Grace would have been fine left alone, but for some reason we had to add this 50s bullsh*t to it?
Ursula Rose -I'm personally not a fan of Ursula, but I can't fault this name. Especially not in a sea of Khaleesis and Kylers.
Haddie Lorraine -Prefer Hattie and this looks like a nickname, but in relation to the rest of the list, I'm gonna let this one go.
Athena Rayne -Not my style, but you now what? Whatever.
Temperance Henrietta -I like Temperance, but Henrietta always makes me think of a big, fat hen.
Emorea Razia-Quinn -Someone's character in a fantasy roleplay game?
Winter-Rose Eloise -This is actually pretty cute. I'm feeling it.
Aspen Wynter -I'm gonna let this one go.
Aphelia -I'm either hearing "I feel ya," or something horrible like, "She's been diagnosed with aphelia." OMG, IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE OPHELIA? WHYYY??
Annistyn Rayne -I'm sometimes willing to let Rayne go if it's paired with something sensible, but...
Emerald Marie -This kid is gonna be just fine.
Axlie Judith -I can't even come up with anything smartass to say about Axlie. That's just ugly and stupid looking/sounding.
Sutton Laura -I prefer Sutton on a boy, but overall, this is good.
Xena Rose (Elena and Logan) -"Seen a rose."
Vayda Chyler Ann -Veda was taken? Chyler is Kyler's ugly cousin. If I were her, I'd fall back on Ann.
Piper Jae (Peyton and Pierson) -Peyton is nice. Pierson is manageable. But now Piper too? TOO MUCH.
Murphie James -"I'm using the boy name I picked no matter what gender this baby is! And no one is gonna stop me!"
Essie Grace -I kind of think this is adorable.
Cleo Marie -sure
Rayne Harper -I'm gonna let it go on the account of all of her classmates will be worse atrocities.
Larkin Meadow -ditto
Rowan Aoife Ophelia -wow. Either they thumbed through a decent baby names book or these parents have at least a high school education. Amazing.
Boys:
Trapper Douglas -Trapper is a name that should be reserved for hound dogs. But oddly, my sister's dog is named Douglas.
Axton Edward -Looks like they forgot to write the P at the beginning.
Leeam Thomas -WTF kind of bullsh*t is this? Naming your child a short form of a fuller name wasn't enough nonsense for you?!
Wes Clark (Mac) -Mackenzie and Wesley were overrated?
Trice Elliott -Trice is just "thrice" misspelled.
Kayson Soren Lynx -Soren is name for everyday use and Kayson Lynx is his name when he's stripping.
Benjamin Elliot Franklin -Big fans of the lightning rod.
Wilde Roy Clarke -He'll have a horse, a dog, three guns, some boots with spurs, and a crush on a barmaid at a saloon in the middle of Utah.
Caven George -A nice mix of "cave in" and "craven."
Abram Bennett -wow, actual names.
Liam Leslie -Another child with two real names? Impressive.
Watson Oliver -THREE? Let's not get crazy.
Asherton Lee -Sounds like he should be from a US Civil War romance novel.
Avery Grey (Bryce [m], Keoni [f]) -I hope they adopted Keoni and she came with that mismatched boy name.
Gideon Edward (Lotus, Scarlett) -None of these names go together, but I'm imclined to give them a pass anyway.
Beckett Hawke (Ella, Gisele) -Well, Hawke just looks freaking stupid, but the rest are fine, I guess.
Osiah Edut -I hope this is just from a culture I'm unfamiliar with instead of someone's made up insanity.
Maddox Riot -I hope Maddox is such a monster that they regret that middle name.
Easton Brantley-Kage -He sounds like a stuck up kid whose Yuppie mom tells him he can do anything and that he doesn't have to play with the kids who don't meet her upper middle-class standards.
Canaan Knight -People who think reading the Bible can still be edgy.
Kaiden Artice -Because the world needed another Kaiden. And I can't even figure out wtf Artice is supposed to be. Sounds like someone who can't say "artist."
Harper Lee -Great writer?
Axel Steele -Can't decide if they picked this name out for their child or were just copying words from their Go Kart manual.
Welles William -weird, but whatever at this point, really
Bentley Laine -Bentley just sounds like an a**hole and I don't like him. Laine is fine, but I prefer Lane.
Froylan Romeo (Valerie and Axiel) -I read this very close to "fräulein." My second thought was "froyo."
Romeo Ribelino -Romeo what?
Ledger Ripken -I have a soft sot for Ledger because I adored Heath Ledger. Ripken sounds like a gnome name.
Addix Kade -Addicts???
Kreed Jaxxon -Porn is his only career option.
twins:
Tami Lee & Leyota Anne -I'm really hoping the one with the middle name Anne is the girl.
Cassiel Logan & Angel Josue (m/m) (Dylan [m], Jazzlyn [f]) -Cassiel and Angel are incredibly themey, but I like Cassiel.
Ace Emilio & Raiden Bernal (m/m) (brothers: De’Ante, Jayden, Josiah) -I hate all of them except Emilio and Josiah.
Lee James & William Gearhart (m/m) -boring, but I guess the fact that they're all real names is a big deal considering the rest of this list.
--☆--
Evgeniy • Anastasio • Evelyn • Dashiell • Brooklyn • Sebastian • James • Nikita • Silvio • Vyvyan
Natalia • Viviana • Gratiana • Eugenia • Maximiliana • Devnet • Valentyna • Daciana • Feodosia • Kasia
Willow Carlene -Carlene isn't my style, but this name is fine.
Diamond Kole -A geologist trying to name a child, but mostly failing.
Luna Ray -No, Solvieg Ray. Luna only has rays from the sun.
Kimber Jo -Because Kimberly Joanna was already taken and we hate finishing what we start.
Ridgley Hannah -And here I thought Ridgley was name only used in soap operas and harlequins.
Khalessi Storm -When you're not sure if your love for Game of Thrones or X-Men is stronger.
Harlow Reign "Horror Reign" came to mind immediately so...
Kyler Moon -Okay, but what's her name when she's not doing porn?
HazelGrace LaDonna -Hazel Grace would have been fine left alone, but for some reason we had to add this 50s bullsh*t to it?
Ursula Rose -I'm personally not a fan of Ursula, but I can't fault this name. Especially not in a sea of Khaleesis and Kylers.
Haddie Lorraine -Prefer Hattie and this looks like a nickname, but in relation to the rest of the list, I'm gonna let this one go.
Athena Rayne -Not my style, but you now what? Whatever.
Temperance Henrietta -I like Temperance, but Henrietta always makes me think of a big, fat hen.
Emorea Razia-Quinn -Someone's character in a fantasy roleplay game?
Winter-Rose Eloise -This is actually pretty cute. I'm feeling it.
Aspen Wynter -I'm gonna let this one go.
Aphelia -I'm either hearing "I feel ya," or something horrible like, "She's been diagnosed with aphelia." OMG, IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE OPHELIA? WHYYY??
Annistyn Rayne -I'm sometimes willing to let Rayne go if it's paired with something sensible, but...
Emerald Marie -This kid is gonna be just fine.
Axlie Judith -I can't even come up with anything smartass to say about Axlie. That's just ugly and stupid looking/sounding.
Sutton Laura -I prefer Sutton on a boy, but overall, this is good.
Xena Rose (Elena and Logan) -"Seen a rose."
Vayda Chyler Ann -Veda was taken? Chyler is Kyler's ugly cousin. If I were her, I'd fall back on Ann.
Piper Jae (Peyton and Pierson) -Peyton is nice. Pierson is manageable. But now Piper too? TOO MUCH.
Murphie James -"I'm using the boy name I picked no matter what gender this baby is! And no one is gonna stop me!"
Essie Grace -I kind of think this is adorable.
Cleo Marie -sure
Rayne Harper -I'm gonna let it go on the account of all of her classmates will be worse atrocities.
Larkin Meadow -ditto
Rowan Aoife Ophelia -wow. Either they thumbed through a decent baby names book or these parents have at least a high school education. Amazing.
Boys:
Trapper Douglas -Trapper is a name that should be reserved for hound dogs. But oddly, my sister's dog is named Douglas.
Axton Edward -Looks like they forgot to write the P at the beginning.
Leeam Thomas -WTF kind of bullsh*t is this? Naming your child a short form of a fuller name wasn't enough nonsense for you?!
Wes Clark (Mac) -Mackenzie and Wesley were overrated?
Trice Elliott -Trice is just "thrice" misspelled.
Kayson Soren Lynx -Soren is name for everyday use and Kayson Lynx is his name when he's stripping.
Benjamin Elliot Franklin -Big fans of the lightning rod.
Wilde Roy Clarke -He'll have a horse, a dog, three guns, some boots with spurs, and a crush on a barmaid at a saloon in the middle of Utah.
Caven George -A nice mix of "cave in" and "craven."
Abram Bennett -wow, actual names.
Liam Leslie -Another child with two real names? Impressive.
Watson Oliver -THREE? Let's not get crazy.
Asherton Lee -Sounds like he should be from a US Civil War romance novel.
Avery Grey (Bryce [m], Keoni [f]) -I hope they adopted Keoni and she came with that mismatched boy name.
Gideon Edward (Lotus, Scarlett) -None of these names go together, but I'm imclined to give them a pass anyway.
Beckett Hawke (Ella, Gisele) -Well, Hawke just looks freaking stupid, but the rest are fine, I guess.
Osiah Edut -I hope this is just from a culture I'm unfamiliar with instead of someone's made up insanity.
Maddox Riot -I hope Maddox is such a monster that they regret that middle name.
Easton Brantley-Kage -He sounds like a stuck up kid whose Yuppie mom tells him he can do anything and that he doesn't have to play with the kids who don't meet her upper middle-class standards.
Canaan Knight -People who think reading the Bible can still be edgy.
Kaiden Artice -Because the world needed another Kaiden. And I can't even figure out wtf Artice is supposed to be. Sounds like someone who can't say "artist."
Harper Lee -Great writer?
Axel Steele -Can't decide if they picked this name out for their child or were just copying words from their Go Kart manual.
Welles William -weird, but whatever at this point, really
Bentley Laine -Bentley just sounds like an a**hole and I don't like him. Laine is fine, but I prefer Lane.
Froylan Romeo (Valerie and Axiel) -I read this very close to "fräulein." My second thought was "froyo."
Romeo Ribelino -Romeo what?
Ledger Ripken -I have a soft sot for Ledger because I adored Heath Ledger. Ripken sounds like a gnome name.
Addix Kade -Addicts???
Kreed Jaxxon -Porn is his only career option.
twins:
Tami Lee & Leyota Anne -I'm really hoping the one with the middle name Anne is the girl.
Cassiel Logan & Angel Josue (m/m) (Dylan [m], Jazzlyn [f]) -Cassiel and Angel are incredibly themey, but I like Cassiel.
Ace Emilio & Raiden Bernal (m/m) (brothers: De’Ante, Jayden, Josiah) -I hate all of them except Emilio and Josiah.
Lee James & William Gearhart (m/m) -boring, but I guess the fact that they're all real names is a big deal considering the rest of this list.
--☆--
Evgeniy • Anastasio • Evelyn • Dashiell • Brooklyn • Sebastian • James • Nikita • Silvio • Vyvyan
Natalia • Viviana • Gratiana • Eugenia • Maximiliana • Devnet • Valentyna • Daciana • Feodosia • Kasia
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