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[Opinions] Re: Matthew
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I hate hate hate the name Matthew, and I'd hate it even if it wasn't so popular. It's babyish and makes me want to say it Maffew in a cutesy baby-talk voice, and always seems to be begging to be prefaced with Baby or Little.
I've met plenty of Matthews, most of which were called Matt, and most were very nice guys, but that hasn't helped me like the name. If Matthew the name was somehow embodied in a human form, I'd want to punch him in the nose.
I feel the same way about Sarah; Baby Sarah, Little Sarah, goo goo ga ga, idn't she tweet?We don't need to set the sky on fire. A little glow will do just fine.
Bob Ross
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