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I wonder what all the girls (one day to be grown women) will think of being called Miley once they are old enough to understand that it isn't a name (it's a shortening of "smiley"), it's a time capsule dated to the peak of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana's popularity, which will make it very difficult for a woman named Miley to lie about her age (this also happened to 1930s-born Shirleys), and Miley suits a toddler, not a businesswoman.