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Pilot Inspektor was the first one I thought of.

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Chicago also is not a good name, and I say this as a Chicagoan. Neither is North West. Actually, pretty much all their names...

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Then there are the Geldof kids: Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom (R.I.P.), and Little Pixie. Honorable mention Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

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Frank Zappa's kids also have some pretty weird names: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (though Ahmet itself isn't weird), and Diva Muffin.

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Edit: How could I possibly forget Audio Science?

This message was edited 10/14/2019, 5:36 PM

Every single one of the Kardashians.

Bear Grey (Liam Payne's son with Cheryl) - his full name is one letter away from being an instructional sentence ("bear great pain"). I've started to warm up to the name Bear, though, from Liam's eyes lighting up whenever he talks about him in interviews. *sighs dreamily* But I digress...

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Rumi & Sir (Beyonce and Jay-Z's g/b twins) - I shudder to think what their middle names are!

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Odin Reign & Saoirse Reign (Nick Carter's kids) - the names Odin and Saoirse are fine, of course; it's the sharing the middle name bit that's dumb.

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Baylee Thomas Wylee Littrell (Brian Littrell's son) - I almost typed WHYlee lol it's that dumb!

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North, Saint, Chicago, & Psalm (Kimye's kids) - A+ for keeping up with the theme, though lol

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Saint Laszlo (Pete Wentz and Meghan Camper's son) - let's just hope he goes by Laszlo!

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Briahna & Kloey (Joey Fatone's [from 'N Sync] daughters) - I wouldn't have put this on here if they weren't spelled so kree8tyvleigh. He and his wife had good taste in names otherwise; Brianna and Chloe are nice!

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Frank Zappa's (female) children, Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin. He has a son called Dweezil too, but Dweezil's real name is Ian Dwight. Apparently girl's don't need real names.

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Others:
Pilot Inspektor- Jason Lee
Audio Science - Shannon Sossomon
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates (who I believe also has a Peaches and a Pixie?)
Zuma Nesta Rock - Gwen Stephani

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Those are the onese I remember (well I had to google the full names.)

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I think someone has a Rocket? And there is another celebrity baby called Egypt maybe? A lot of names are stupid, but sound enough like names to be passable, like Moxie Crimefighter is stupid, but Moxie Surname isn't so stupid that I'd gawk at it.

Apple
Peaches Honeyblossom
Banks (a girl)
Audio Science
Egypt
Morrocan
Blue Ivy
Moon unit
Dweezil
Diva Thin Muffin
Kulture
Poppy Honey Rosie
Buddy Bear
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Rocket
Racer
Rebel
Rogue
Cricket
Bear Blu
Zuma Nesta Rock
Tennessee
Banjo
Seven Sirius
Puma
Mars (girl)
Bear Blaze
Maxwell Drew (A girl. For a boy it would be just fine)
Kal-El (after superman villian)

Rob Morrow has a daughter named TU - TU MORROW. Now, that's dumb.

Moxie Crimefighter is the stupidest, IMO.

I was going to say, you'd do better to ask which celebrity baby names are not dumb, but that's pretty hard itself, wading through the stupid ones to try and find the ones that aren't dumb, and most of those will be in the Elizabeth/Ava/Liam/Aidan category. Unremarkable rather than good.

Psalm
Chicago

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