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Like you were so out of ideas that you decided you'd name the kid after the first thing you saw at a given time. Like those people we sometimes see on here that claim things like "Our daughter is named Wren because the day we found out we were pregnant a little wren flew over us and crapped on my head." Only this time, they're walking down the road and see an arrow pointing somewhere and bam! kid's named Arrow. If the sign had said Detour I guess they'd have named him that.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin