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[Opinions] Bella twins BAs
Hey all,Twins Brie and Nikki Bella (former pro wrestlers) had their babies one day apart. Nikki and Artem Chigvinstev (dancing with the stars) have a boy, Matteo ArtemovichBrie and Daniel Bryan (WWE) also had a boy, Buddy Dessert. He joins big sister Birdie Jo
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Matteo Artemovich is awesome. I'm glad they stuck with the patronymic.Birdie Jo is cutesy, but tolerable. Pair it with Buddy and it's saccharine and more than a little ridiculous. Dessert may be a family name, but it demands a serious first name. William Dessert sounds significantly less ridiculous and they could still be all theme-y with the B names and call him Billy.
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Matteo works, Buddy Dessert is... bad.
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Matteo Artemovich is great.Birdie Jo is cute, if a little kitschy. There's something appealing to me about Birdie, though I like it more as a NN or at least with a more substantial MN than Jo.Buddy Dessert crosses the line of ridiculousness. Buddy is fine as a NN but sad as a given name IMO. I understand Dessert is a family surname to Brie, but for the majority of us, it's cake. And it's awful as a name.
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Matteo Artemovich is fine for a Russian, as her hubby sounds like one. Buddy Dessert is hilarious. It sounds like a joke. Birdie an Buddy is a good combo tho I think. Birdie Jo is dope.
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Matteo = fineBuddy = ughDESSERT= WTF??ETA: Ah, it's a family name. Whatever.

This message was edited 8/27/2020, 7:57 AM

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personallyI would rather inherit a family tendency toward bunions or pigeon-toes than the family name of Dessert.
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Well, I have a soft spot for Buddy for a little boy, because my father's nickname was Bud and when he was a little boy he was called Buddy. But only as a nickname. I don't think it should be on a birth certificate.
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I agree, it doesn't belong on a birth certificate. In most situations it just sounds like what some guy might use to address a random male he doesn't know. Less formal than sir. "Hey buddy, got change for a dollar?" Like that. Like Sonny or Mac.
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Is Buddy Dessert a joke? It’s absolutely, ridiculously atrocious. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a prank like how Post Malone did.Matteo Artemovich is nice. Birdie Jo isn’t.
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Mateo got off very lightly here.
Seriously. Buddy Dessert is ridiculous, like his parents both have been hit on the head a few too many times. What is he, one-serving instant pudding or something?
And Buddy and Birdie Jo sound like a cartoon pair of barefoot, toothless hillbillies.
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Nikki should be given naming rights over all of her twins current and future children.
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Matteo is nice. OTOH, Buddy Dessert is another matter entirely. And then there's Birdie and Buddy ...
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Oh noooooooo. Buddy Dessert may take the cake (pun intended) for the hokiest name I've ever heard.Like, I get that she wanted to honor her grandmother by using her maiden name, but she could've easily gone with a masculine form of her first name instead.
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Have I got this right? A woman named Brie, like the cheese, names her son Buddy DESSERT? Pardon my CapsLock, but I feel like shouting. Buddy would always be awful, but Buddy Dessert ... now I'm thinking of other menu items, and this could keep me busy all day. Maybe Consomme for a future daughter? Meringue? Or Wellington, after the Beef? Oh dear.
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My exact thoughts. What the heck was she thinking?
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^LOL^
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Lol, yes. This was basically my reaction. Dessert?? Wtf kind of f*ckery is this? Buddy and Birdie? Sounds like an elderly woman's pair of spoiled yorkies.
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lol :) *spoiled yorkies*
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Just read a little more, Dessert is pronounced the same as Desert and is her Grandmas maiden name
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Hmm, well at least there is some reason for it and she's not thinking of her son as some sort of cuddly confection. But, I mean, come on! My grandma's maiden name was Kleckley. I loved her to death, but her last name was hideous and so I'm not going to use it! I don't get recycling ugly or bizarre names.

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I feel like in the middle name slot anything goes, though I did spend some years being annoyed at my parents for the bizarre surname that is my middle name. I think it'd be less bad if it was just an odd name and not a word. Also if his name was a name and not a generic term of endearment or word for friends...Honestly. I'm shocked you haven't got a little relative named Kleckley running around. That seems very in vogue atm.
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Yeah, some surnames work well as given names (first or middle), but some decidedly do not.
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Some names shouldn't be used willingly. I have a friend who's surname is Semenchuk... I'll just leave that here.
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