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I prefer just about any other Helen variant - Helen itself is my favourite, and though I don't enjoy Ellen, I do prefer it to Elaine. Which is unfair, really: I knew a plump, dull and boring Elaine once (a good friend of my cousin's) but since then the only two Elaine people I've known have been delightful, beautiful and very bright. So I really don't know what my problem is.