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Well names don't sound like first names to me, but last names, very pompous and posh as first names, like somebody's butler.

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Bram sounds like a totally fake food item, no idea what's in it.
Bran does indeed sound like cereal, and Branwell sounds even more like cereal. Cereal marketed for constipated old people. Probably you can buy it with prunes in it.

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