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They say it's the thought that counts, but sometimes that thought doesn't seem to be too smart. Gladness is one of those thoughts. Nice idea, but in the execution of it? No thanks. It just ends up sounding forced, and also like a slightly garbled and stuffy-nosed Gladys.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin