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I like the sound of Lettice, but I wouldn't use it on a real child. It would be hard on a small child to have other kids think she was named Lettuce and be confused.

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And last of all an Admiral came,
A terrible man with a terrible name,—
A name which you all know by sight very well;
But which no one can speak, and no one can spell.

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Robert Southey, "The March to Moscow"