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Knightlene is uglyier than a monkey's armpit. It's just knight with a feminine-sounding ending stuck onto it, like Knightanne or Knightette, with the added problem that it sounds like a synthetic fiber, like nylon but inferior to it.

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Haviland just sounds pretentious and faux-aristocratic.

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Steve Martin