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[Opinions] Re: Interesting girls names from Nebraska between 1989 - 2019 [C & D]
Calamity James would be a great name for a cartoon little boy who is always falling down wells or spilling industrial-size buckets of ketchup or blowing up a schoolbus.Celebrity Star is just sad. Like a crazy bag lady teling people in the street that she used to be married to Frank Sinatra and Elvis (maybe at the same time) and wearing a cheap little plastic necklace she says are genuine pearls one of them gave her.Does Cola Jo do ads for Pepsi or Coke?Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin

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