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Help[Opinions] I don't know whether to laugh or cry
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
But it confirms everything that I, an Okie by birth and raising, ever thought about Texas. lol
Cutter James: A serial killer in the making. Let's have a few more ad call them Ripper Jacob, Slasher Paul, and Sniper Jack, shall we/ You can ge the wholeset plus the Mayhem Van with tinted windows and no inside passenger door handles, for five Froot Loops box tops and two dollars shipping and handling. Only one set per family, please. Offer void where prohibited.
Nixon Van: I know dead-president names are in vogue, but Nixon? I am not a crook?
Oaklee Dee: Wee reeally wanteed a girl so wee gavee him lots of ee's.
Slayd: The knyte slayd the dragon and won the princess.
Abcde: These people are too stupid to be having sex, much less having babies. *begins singing Big Bird's "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxz, it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen"*
Brooklyn Chase: A spin-off of Chase Manhattan?
Cookie: cute for a dog but I assume this is not a puppy.
Ember Fireheart: mother is a sixteen-year-old goth girl who wears only black, thinks she is a reincarnated vampire and spends all her time playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Moreblessing: Call me morbid or heartless, but when watching the news or reading crime articles, when names like this come up it's usually on a kid killed by its speed-freak parents.
Paris Alaxe: a French laxative. Foie gras, truffle or cognac flavor.
Piper Mary-Jane: Do you want to smoke a pipe? Or Mary Jane?
Princess Giuliana: I bet there's a "real" Princess Giuliana somewhere in Europe that these parents have no clue ecists.
Rainn Ember: Puts me in min of "Fire and Rain."
Realitee Skyy: Idiots. They obviously don't know reality from a hole in the ground, or are seeing it through the bottom ofa Skyy vodka bottle.
Cutter James: A serial killer in the making. Let's have a few more ad call them Ripper Jacob, Slasher Paul, and Sniper Jack, shall we/ You can ge the wholeset plus the Mayhem Van with tinted windows and no inside passenger door handles, for five Froot Loops box tops and two dollars shipping and handling. Only one set per family, please. Offer void where prohibited.
Nixon Van: I know dead-president names are in vogue, but Nixon? I am not a crook?
Oaklee Dee: Wee reeally wanteed a girl so wee gavee him lots of ee's.
Slayd: The knyte slayd the dragon and won the princess.
Abcde: These people are too stupid to be having sex, much less having babies. *begins singing Big Bird's "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxz, it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen"*
Brooklyn Chase: A spin-off of Chase Manhattan?
Cookie: cute for a dog but I assume this is not a puppy.
Ember Fireheart: mother is a sixteen-year-old goth girl who wears only black, thinks she is a reincarnated vampire and spends all her time playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Moreblessing: Call me morbid or heartless, but when watching the news or reading crime articles, when names like this come up it's usually on a kid killed by its speed-freak parents.
Paris Alaxe: a French laxative. Foie gras, truffle or cognac flavor.
Piper Mary-Jane: Do you want to smoke a pipe? Or Mary Jane?
Princess Giuliana: I bet there's a "real" Princess Giuliana somewhere in Europe that these parents have no clue ecists.
Rainn Ember: Puts me in min of "Fire and Rain."
Realitee Skyy: Idiots. They obviously don't know reality from a hole in the ground, or are seeing it through the bottom ofa Skyy vodka bottle.
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You are so creative!
You crack me up!
Abcde is an Arabian names. It's the name of an OBGYN here.
It's pro something like Ab-SEE-de.
But, I doubt the parents knew that.
I love this post!
You crack me up!
Abcde is an Arabian names. It's the name of an OBGYN here.
It's pro something like Ab-SEE-de.
But, I doubt the parents knew that.
I love this post!
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