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Help[Opinions] Re: Mylee, Kodie, Skylar and Ebony.
in reply to a message by ceglips
They're cute, like a Disney-manufactured tween sensation sugarpop dance troupe is cute. Years later one of them will briefly return to public consciousness when she holds up a Forever 21 then leads police on a low-speed chase the wrong way down the Indianapolis beltway and all the Sophias and Isabellas out there, born about the same time, will collectively gasp and exclaim, with giggles and shame, "Zounds! I remember Kodie! Those girls were the first CD I ever bought, I was nine and I saved up my allowance for weeks and then I had to hide it from my mom because they showed their bellies too much!"
So yeah.
So yeah.
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*screeches with laughter*
Kodie will do the holdup and the low-speed chase.
Mylee will get married at 17, and continue to get married at regular intervals till she's 35 when she's hard up for cash, whereupon she will pose for Playboy and all the readers will write in and say "Man, she has not aged very well! I would rather have remembered her like she was at 15 than see her now! Why could you not have featured Jenna Jameson again?"
Ebony will struggle on as a solo artist, then peddle her own line of hair care products and oddly flavored lip balms, then try to host a teen talk show which will be universally despised by parents and politicians everywhere, then she'll just disappear, probably to work in a mid-priced real-estate company in Missouri.
Skylar will have several highly-publicized crises: drunken tantrums, car wrecks, an interesting videotape made with two has-been rock stars old enough to be her father ina cheap hotel on Sunset Strip, some tax evasion and family feuding. Then suddenly she'll come out of rehab and start makign top dollar as an "inspirational speaker" much in demand at schools and church groups, till she is sent up on money-laundering, mail fraud and check-kiting charges, then a secret recording of a phone call is released wherein it appears that Skylar is willing to pay to have certain witnesses "eliminated." She draws a fifteen-year sentence, is out in five and moves into a flophouse with other ex-convicts, assorted junkies and mental cases, where we leave her.
Kodie will do the holdup and the low-speed chase.
Mylee will get married at 17, and continue to get married at regular intervals till she's 35 when she's hard up for cash, whereupon she will pose for Playboy and all the readers will write in and say "Man, she has not aged very well! I would rather have remembered her like she was at 15 than see her now! Why could you not have featured Jenna Jameson again?"
Ebony will struggle on as a solo artist, then peddle her own line of hair care products and oddly flavored lip balms, then try to host a teen talk show which will be universally despised by parents and politicians everywhere, then she'll just disappear, probably to work in a mid-priced real-estate company in Missouri.
Skylar will have several highly-publicized crises: drunken tantrums, car wrecks, an interesting videotape made with two has-been rock stars old enough to be her father ina cheap hotel on Sunset Strip, some tax evasion and family feuding. Then suddenly she'll come out of rehab and start makign top dollar as an "inspirational speaker" much in demand at schools and church groups, till she is sent up on money-laundering, mail fraud and check-kiting charges, then a secret recording of a phone call is released wherein it appears that Skylar is willing to pay to have certain witnesses "eliminated." She draws a fifteen-year sentence, is out in five and moves into a flophouse with other ex-convicts, assorted junkies and mental cases, where we leave her.
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